Rush Limbaugh to Wed this Weekend

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Source: Yahoo News

Limbaugh, 59, is set to marry 33-year-old girlfriend Kathryn Rogers on Saturday at the talk radio star's palatial Florida beachfront property.

Although Limbaugh never seems at a loss for words, he's been uncharacteristically quiet about the pending nuptials. Fill-in hosts have taken over the show, with his website simply noting that "El Rushbo will be out until Tuesday, June 15th."

However, Limbaugh emailed a statement to his local paper, the Palm Beach Post. "We try to live our lives as normal people," he wrote. "We do NOT seek media attention, we do not want it, especially for this. It is very special, obviously, and we just don't want any media attention."


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[Xipe Totec]

1. I weep for the specious nt

[saigon68]

49. I wonder if Clarence "Long Dong Silver" Thomas will again perform the nuptials

Its a pigs wallowing in slop ---Redux

[1Hippiechick]

56. LOL! LOL! LOL! n/t

[saigon68]

64. Birds of a feather

Clarence Thomas officiated the third wedding of Rush Limbaugh in 1994. In fact, the wedding was at Justice Thomas' house.

[goclark]

70. This time they can serve Tea and use Teabags

to celebrate the jolly event.

The Teabagger wife of Clarence should provide the toast. :puke:

Then they can all try some Oxi stuff - that should make Rushboy happy.

His wife will need to have a full bottle of Jack Daniels straight to even look at his ugly body.

[awoke_in_2003]

79. as long as they

don't do a real teabagging- I do not even want to picture that :)

[saigon68]

88. Psychopaths

[n2doc]

2. Manure Cannon, anyone? n/t

[OilemFirchen]

3. Gack!

I hope she doesn't have any bite-sized children.

Just saying...

[Barack_America]

4. He's giving Liz Taylor a run for her money. nt

[Angry Dragon]

5. I wonder if he sent rentboy.com for the viagra??

[harry_pothead]

6. OxyMoron found a....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

[napi21]

7. She's a very pretty woman! I can't imagine how or why she is

attracted to that pig! I guess it could be money, but even for all HIS MONEY, I couldn't, well...you know! YUCK!!!!

[DesertFlower]

11. i agree.

[Dulcinea]

52. She's set for life.

Marry Rush to keep up appearances (for him, that is), & she'll never have to worry about money again. But I'm sure there's a non-disclosure agreement in the pre-nup.

[goclark]

71. M O N E Y

is the only reason.

[Peregrine Took]

8. I imagine at his age he's aiming to crank out some "lil" Limbaughs.. Pathetic.

Imagine having him for a dad?

[Arugula Latte]

89. He needs to stock up on Viagra

His wife should take powerful sleeping pills so she's not aware when that pasty, sweaty hog is going at her in an attempt to impregnate her.

[smirkymonkey]

91. If I were her, I'd be taking massive doses of Morphine.

How anyone can touch that pig with a 10 foot pole just baffles me.

[rzemanfl]

9. I intend to plow my age appropriate wife like a cornfield Saturday

night to fend off the bad karma drifting this way from the mating on the East Coast.

[mascarax]

10. He really calls himself "El Rushbo"?!

At least he acknowledges he's abnormal...kinda.

She's pathetic. Hope the money is worth it. Sheesh.

[glinda]

12. Followed by a game of "Croquet using tar-balls".

[wordpix]

13. what is this one? No. 4 or 5? YICK

[Political Tiger]

21. This one is #4.

May God have mercy on her soul.

[rox63]

14. How many marriages does this make?

And how did he find women who weren't nauseated at the thought of having sex with him?

[harry_pothead]

15. How to marry Rush Limbaugh in six easy steps:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2067030_be-gold-digger.html

[Lil Missy]

16. Ewwwwwww!

[angrycarpenter]

17. He needes to just buy her a house

and save the trouble of a divorce. Maybe this one will spill the beans when it is all over.

[Rozlee]

18. I dunno. As white as her knuckles are and as hard as she's clutching her purse

she's showing some major league body language recoiling. Can you blame her? Getting groped by Rushbo must feel like being wiped with zombie snot.

:scared:

But, who knows? Maybe it really is love. But, just in case...have that prenup airtight, Rushie. And don't let her snoop around too much in the photo albums of your trips to the Dominican Republic. There's no successful pre-nup against blackmail. :evilgrin:

[complain jane]

45. Imagine if

she was really marrying him to get to the photo album? Oh sweet Baby Jesus that's a bigger jackpot than his bank account, that's for sure.

[calimary]

73. Her eyes aren't smiling. She looks very posed.

And btw - what's with this???

Well, that's what the gossip site Gawker.com has in store for Limbaugh, and it's took suggestions from readers about how to best wish him well on the big day.

"...it's took..."???? Um... "...it's took..."????? "Took"????? Who's writing this stuff? Some freeper? OY!!! Evidently someone who slept through grammar instruction.

[awoke_in_2003]

80. isn't that typical...

of stepford repub women?

[IrishEyes]

19. Scary Thought

She is only 33. That is definitely young enough to have a child. I really hope they don't have any children.

[Political Tiger]

20. "Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution." -Rush Limbaugh

Number of children El Pigo Limpballs has raised: ZERO

[Divine Discontent]

41. Rush and child rearing is a horrific thought....

God protect the children.

[The Wizard]

47. What exactly is meant by

child rearing. Some people believe Rash has had cosmetic marriages to shield his penchant for young boys.
The thought of Rash Limbarf rearing a young boy is revolting.

[jmowreader]

76. Please change "rearing" to "raising"

In Limbaugh's case, "rearing a boy" takes on a whole new meaning.

[Dulcinea]

51. Thank God.

If there's anyone who shouldn't procreate, it's him.

[Darth_Kitten]

22. Imagine the honeymoon, and puke away.........

:puke:

What a joke.....the gal must be unattractive and desperate. :D

[mitchum]

23. beard

[area51]

40. Yep.

Too bad his listeners are too stupid to figure that out.

[Darth_Kitten]

53. I was thinking that as well....

this whole situation...ugh, and I mean UGH. :puke:

[wordpix]

82. huh? i don't get it

[Wizard777]

24. Who's name will the illegal prescriptions for it be in?

[Politicalboi]

25. This is Beard Number what?

Give it up Limpballs.

[rooboy]

26. 'Will & Grace' + 'Supersize Me' n/t

[MrMickeysMom]

27. Likely, their love child...

[NBachers]

28. "When we're finished with this operation, you'll look like a 33-year-old"

[izquierdista]

29. Photo of the happy couple

[BlueJazz]

30. LMAO!!! Damn...that's a Good One !

[nolabear]

33. Bwahahahaha!! Two words for that wedding: Oil Flyover.

[No Elephants]

60. Nailed it!

[MrMickeysMom]

62. Excellent!

Mooo-haaa-haaa-haaa!

[undeterred]

31. Why would any woman want to be married to this piece of crap?

[Yeahyeah]

32. She's very happy to be marrying such a big fat

wallet.

[Tripmann]

34. I heard the bride's wearing white to match his hood.

[saigon68]

50. LOL

[Kingofalldems]

35. He must be really HOT if he's getting a 33 yr. old blonde

Wow!

[Yeahyeah]

37. A lucky woman.Those hot nights at his beach mansion,the oily breeze making him even greasier.

A lucky lucky woman.

[onager]

44. His FIVE beach mansions!

hEl Rushblo lives on his own compound, which contains 5 large houses. He lives there alone, except for a cat. Poor kitty.

Could he be any more conspicu-consuming?

Do you even have to ask? Of course he can!

Flush also bought not one, but TWO of the most ridiculous, ostentatious cars available - the Maybach, basically a bloated Mercedes. The original Maybach, in the 1930's, was a favorite of Nazi bigwigs. Until 1940, when Maybach ceased car production to build engines for German tanks, including the Tiger and Panther. Not that I'm trying to imply any connection between Rush and Nazis. Oh, screw Godwin and his idiot Law...

Daimler-Benz tried to pitch the Maybach as THE car for celebrities, but only a few went for it, mostly jocks and a couple of financial tit-ans. Oh, and Simon Cowell owned a Maybach for a while, but dumped it for a Rolls.

[Gman]

36. This woman is the epitome of a gold digger

The pre-nup will likely take care of her for life.

Some women will do literally anything. So just because they make it legal is it any less a part of the oldest profession?

[activa8tr]

57. Exactly right! She's dressed like a professional sex worker, too

as far as I am concerned, she has no taste in dress or in men. She does this for the $

[Blasphemer]

67. Somehow I doubt she ever has or ever will have to have intimate relations with him... nt

[wordpix]

83. she will hold her nose & close her eyes for all that money

[texastoast]

38. Not enough money, power, or pleasure on the planet

Nope.:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

I'll never understand gold-digging.

[pipoman]

39. I thought he has been 'married' for years?...

[The Wizard]

81. Appropriate (NT)

[classysassy]

42. How long will it last?

nine months and two days tops.

[classysassy]

43. unless she catches him with one od his male pals

doing the nasty before the nine months are up.

[wordpix]

55. are there rumors? (never heard any)

[MrMickeysMom]

63. Yes...

In 1971 Limbaugh attended Southeastern Missouri University,
where, according to reports, he had a brief but heated affair
with Elliot Sanders. So gay is Limbaugh, guarantees Sanders,
that, "none of his marriages was ever consummated."

http://pssht.com/biography/rush_limbaugh.html

[Bryn]

72. Interesting read from that site

"In May 2004 Rush's third wife, Marta, grew tired of never
having sex with her allegedly closeted homosexual of a
husband, and so asked for a divorce. Limbaugh complied after his
desperate wife agreed to never reveal the true nature of Rush's
sexual perversion."

[wordpix]

84. child pornography is serious

[bluestateguy]

46. I hope his marriage fails

nt

[Judi Lynn]

48. He looks as if he's trying to hide behind her. He seems so desperate.

It's an actual nightmare seeing that sleazy, overly expectant expression.

It means too much for him to look as if he has an actual adult partner. They are surrounded by black, in the original post's photo, which can be so slimming, usually.

http://www.judiciaryreport.com.nyud.net:8090/images/Rush-Limbaugh-girlfriend-Kathryn-Rogers.jpg

[Kingofalldems]

59. Look at him----Brad Pitt is beyond jealous of that guy

[wordpix]

54. OK now---the Gawker wants a flyover message for Rush ---let's hear it!

can't think of anything at the moment except "ewwwwwww."

[1Hippiechick]

58. " Rush has such amazing experience...I prefer a man with experience...."

Who needs THAT kind of experience?

http://www.sevensidedcube.net/entertainment/2010/kathryn-rogers-in-a-rush-to-get-married/

[Canuckistanian]

61. The check must have cleared n/t

[and-justice-for-all]

65. that poor sad women...nt

[Old Troop]

66. who cares?

[PlanetBev]

68. I'd rather sleep under a 405 freeway off ramp

Than have that creature farting in bed next to me all night.

[gauguin57]

69. I CANNOT understand why Elton John is singing at this douchebag's reception!

Unless he's taking the mil and putting it toward a nice, liberal cause.

How can Elton be in the same room as this pig?

[leftygolfer]

75. that stunned me too

No amount of money is worth selling your soul

[wordpix]

85. Drugrush must be paying Elton a lot for that gig

[Chemical Bill]

74. Rush Limbaugh is a junkie pedophile. With Viagra. n/t

[Myrina]

77. I hope his Dittoheads go ballistic ...

.... Rush can't POSSIBLY be a true Republican conservative, christian American patriot if he's having that GAY FOREIGNER sing at his (5th?) wedding ....

[guitar man]

78. If there is any justice

A waterspout will pick up crude oil and dead rotten fish and dump it right on the wedding reception :D

[wordpix]

86. info about anal pimple's Dominican Rep. trip with 4 men here---hmmm

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush1.html

Rush Limbaugh's Dominican Stag Party

29 Viagra pills, two "24" producers among radio star's all-male crew

JULY 6--Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills.

The passenger manifest was among several documents released today by the Palm Beach County State's Attorney in response to a TSG open records request. Included in the material released were a copy of the handwritten statement Limbaugh provided investigators after he was detained upon the discovery of the impotency drug. An affidavit sworn three days later by Limbaugh was also released. In that document, Limbaugh explains that the Viagra "was intended for my exclusive use" and that the drug had been prescribed in the name of his drug treatment doctor, Steven Strumwasser, "to further maintain and protect my privacy." (4 pages)

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4901037#4901074

[Bucky]

87. How does he marry a hot young girl like that? I guess he made a big impression on her.

Eew! I just grossed myself out.

[daggahead]

90. "Normal people?"

I'm trying to contain my laughter.