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deminks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:34 PM Original message |
Plans for Holy Land theme park on Galilee shore where Jesus fed the 5,000 |
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VegasWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
1. Watch Jesus walk on water everyday at 10:30, 12:00, 2:30, 4:00. |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Then sit down to a nice meal of loaves and fishes. |
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Judi Lynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:46 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. McDonald's fish sandwiches, no doubt. Tasty. |
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InsultComicDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 03:40 PM Response to Reply #12 |
38. Maybe Michael Jackson can open up a "Jesus Juice" concession n/t |
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saigon68 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 12:57 PM Response to Reply #38 |
68. Priests could also "counsel" children |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:17 PM Response to Reply #38 |
76. Fred Phelps will have a gay bashing stand free of charge. |
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mom cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 01:00 AM Response to Reply #12 |
47. And another stand for fish and chips. |
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Tight_rope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 09:12 AM Response to Reply #1 |
58. LMBAO....Thanks for a great morning laugh! |
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JNelson6563 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 09:23 AM Response to Reply #1 |
59. Good one. |
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TayTay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
2. OMG! This is priceless |
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trogdor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:48 PM Response to Reply #2 |
15. I thought it was an Onion piece for a minute. |
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jhain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 11:14 AM Response to Reply #15 |
66. it's not Onion?? |
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Poll_Blind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:02 PM Response to Reply #2 |
75. And people get on France's back for trying to preserve their culture... |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
3. It makes the targeting of bombs so much easier |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:11 PM Response to Reply #3 |
25. Will they put mortar base plates in the ferris wheel carriages? |
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Christa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
4. Will they feed the vistors for free? |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 05:26 PM Response to Reply #4 |
44. What are ya, some kinda Communist? eom |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
5. Take a ride on the Jesus Slide, get your blessed burgers here, |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
7. No. NO. A thousand times, please God, NO. |
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maxrandb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 03:01 PM Response to Reply #7 |
36. Made me think of this |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
8. That is just so completely abhorrent a concept |
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TrueAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
9. Sign me up for a Jacuzzi Suite n/t |
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proReality (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
10. How utterly tacky n/t |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. If Pat Robertson owns a theme park, I'll never go there! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
13. I heard Long John Silver's has the food franchise |
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teenagebambam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
14. Having been there.... |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
16. Does anyone remember the Fundie theme-park ... |
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politicaholic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:54 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Heritage Village... |
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54anickel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:48 PM Response to Reply #16 |
86. Ever read about the ties between Poppy Bush and Bakker? |
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politicaholic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
17. "where evangelical Christians from all over the world can come"... |
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Vinnie From Indy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
18. "It's a Small Rapture After All" boat rides |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:34 PM Response to Reply #18 |
28. Don't Spare the Rod Paddleboat rides. Stone the Whore video games |
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rsdsharp (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
19. And right next door... |
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Judi Lynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
20. This is the crudest thing Pat Robertson has ever done,besides threatening |
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soothsayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
22. There's a casino in Jericho now! Where the walls came tumbling |
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nashville_brook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
23. BIBLE-VANIA |
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HuffleClaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
24. i can imagine the 'attractions' |
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soothsayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:12 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. yeah, those cool clear balls you get inside of and walk on the water |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
27. Pat was probably thinking: |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
29. just think of the profit they'll make on the concession stand! |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
30. But the Galilee looks good now... |
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The Stranger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
31. Probably intended to spit in the face of the Palestinians who are |
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REDKING (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
32. THEME PARK |
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yorkiemommie1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
33. the opportunities to express bad taste.... |
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shugah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
34. there will be a place |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
35. One wonders if the Sumerians' and Babylonians' religions |
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Dulcinea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
37. I hope it gets sizzled by a lightning bolt. eom |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
39. Behold as Micky Christ walks on water! |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
40. As a christian, this makes me ill |
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Barrett808 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 03:58 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. This, too, shall pass |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:41 AM Response to Reply #40 |
54. As an atheist, this makes me laugh. n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
42. Duplicate |
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brentspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
43. Good grief, what a disgrace |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
45. Allegedly lived. Allegedly fed. Allegedly taught. |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-04-06 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
46. they're always going to be understocked on food supplies? |
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IndianaGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 01:03 AM Response to Original message |
48. Let's put a McDonalds there! |
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JCMach1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 02:37 AM Response to Original message |
49. nooooo |
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pinniped (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 02:47 AM Response to Original message |
50. Forget overseas travel, check the one out in Florida! |
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goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 03:01 AM Response to Original message |
51. Robertson must be counting on another jesus-type miracle stretching 48mil |
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Matilda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:48 AM Response to Reply #51 |
57. What's the betting it will be built with Palestinian slave labor? |
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goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 09:47 PM Response to Reply #57 |
81. let my people go, mofo. is this irony? |
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ngGale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 04:15 AM Response to Original message |
52. OMG - I'm humilated.... |
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okoboji (510 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 05:13 AM Response to Original message |
53. too bad that |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:44 AM Response to Original message |
55. No Manna without some Moolah.... |
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CatholicEdHead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:33 PM Response to Reply #55 |
77. Actually Moolah = Manna |
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Matilda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:46 AM Response to Original message |
56. Since when do Fundies presume to act for all Christians? |
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chelaque liberal (981 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
60. Important point missed |
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deminks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 11:10 AM Response to Reply #60 |
64. bingo. nt |
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incapsulated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 02:16 PM Response to Reply #60 |
71. That unholy alliance... |
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LeftHander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
61. why not just paint a big red target on the backs.... |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:39 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. That might be the goal |
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donkeyotay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 02:03 PM Response to Reply #61 |
69. This is really not the Onion? |
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LeftHander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 02:20 PM Response to Reply #69 |
72. The whole Evangelical ministry is desgined to raise money |
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donkeyotay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 02:49 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. True enough, but you can't get blood from a turnip |
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saigon68 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:14 PM Response to Reply #61 |
83. They will have a metal detector at the gates |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
63. I Wish to Propose Their First Theme Park Ride |
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tomg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 11:11 AM Response to Original message |
65. All I could think of was Mel Brook's |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 12:36 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. "Send in...the NUNS!" |
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no safe haven (202 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 05:48 PM Response to Reply #67 |
74. Robertson will probably go ahead with it... |
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incapsulated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
70. Are they gonna have the glass under the water trick? |
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Spider Jerusalem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
78. A Biblical THEME PARK? |
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alarimer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
79. Jesusland |
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Megahurtz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
80. That is just SO FUCKING SICK. |
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deadparrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
82. Jesus would be thrilled. nt |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
84. Well, I guess they will be able to keep food costs low |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
85. Well don't that beat all... |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 10:54 PM Response to Original message |
87. Why do i get the feeling Steve Wynn just got a big check for consulting? |
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hatrack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
88. Now, if they included a "Rapture Room", hell, I'd INVEST in the thing! |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-05-06 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
89. that's too funny |
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monobrau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-06-06 01:02 AM Response to Original message |
90. One helluva buffet at Jesus Land! |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-06-06 01:26 AM Response to Original message |
91. that park is going to have more |
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