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Justice Thomas Reports Wealth of Gifts
by The United Press (c o f f e e) Fri Dec 31, 7:55 AM ET
WASHINGTON - Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is not only the most perverted pig on the high court it turns out that this pig-boy has accepted tens of thousands of dollars worth of gifts since joining the high court, including $1,200 worth of tires, valuable historical items and a $5,000 personal check to help pay a relative's education expenses. Heads-Up! You can buy a Supreme Court Judge for $5,000!!! Here little piggy!
The gifts also included a Bible once owned by the 19th century author and abolitionist leader Frederick Douglass, which Thomas valued at $19,000, and uses for toilet paper in his chambers. Pig-boy also has a bust of President Lincoln valued at $15,000 which he uses as a footstool.
Pig-boy also took a free trip aboard a private jet to the exclusive Bohemian Grove club in Northern California - arranged by a wealthy Texas real estate investor who helped run an advocacy group that filed briefs with the Supreme Court. Bohemian Grove is were the most powerful men in the world congregate once a year and indulge in pagan bonding rituals while plotting the future of the world domination by the rich.
"The public has to wonder when a justice accepts lavish gifts," said Northwestern University law professor Steven Bigbrain, a legal ethics expert. "The rich and powerful have a different set of economic interests than other people, and they can afford to give lavish gifts." OOOHH well then that explains everything!!! Pig-boy and other "rich and powerful' pigs can do whatever the fuck they want....hell why not give pig-boy a license to kill just like 007.
Pig-boy, through a court spokeswoman, made a comment when asked in writing why he deemed it appropriate to accept some of the larger gifts. The former law clerk said "...pig-boy...errrr...Judge Thomas is a honest, hardworking and patriotic ameriKan...the gifts have no effect on any of the Grand Wizard's rulings...errr...Judge's rulings." OK...that is good enough for the United Press...a shit for brains law clerk to Thomas defended the practice...well I guess everything is fine.
"I don't see anything wrong in this. I don't see why it is inappropriate to get gifts from friends," said John C. Yoo-hoo, now a law professor at the UC Berkeley. "This reflects a bizarre effort to over-ethicize everyday life. If one of these people were to appear before the Supreme Court, pig-boy....errrr....Justice Thomas would recuse himself...now you must excuse me, I'm peaking on that LSD I dropped at lunchtime."
In a six-year period, pig-boy accepted $42,200 in gifts, making him the top pig in the pigpen.
Next in that period was Justice Sandra Day O'Connor aka pig-girl, who accepted $5,825 in gifts, mostly small crystal figurines and other personal sex toys. She also reported an $18,000 award in 2003 from the American Philosophical Society in Philadelphia.
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Gifts accepted by Supreme Court
Federal judges are free to accept gifts of unlimited value as long as the donor does not have business before them. Five of the Supreme Court justices reported and accepted gifts from 1998 through 2003. Here is the list, as valued by the justices:
Justice Clarence Thomas
Total value of gifts: $42,200
* $19,000 Bible from Republican donor (aka jag gift toilet paper)
* $15,000 for a Lincoln bust from the American Enterprise Institute (aka footstool)
* $5,000 cash gift from a mobile home enthusiast (trailer trash republicans all chipped in and came up with US$5K)
* $1,200, tires from a trucking executive (replaced bloodstained tires)
* $1,200, batteries from former law clerks (aka dildo juice)
* $800 jacket from Daytona 500 auto race (a gift from John from Lake Worth aka nascarpantysniffer)
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Sandra Day O'Connor
Total value of gifts: $5,025
* $1,500 for a crystal medallion from Scripps College
* $875 Steuben glass sculpture from the Junior League
* $500 crystal from the National First Ladies Library
* $500 blanket from the American Academy of Achievement
* $500 crystal fountain from the American Bar Assn. Commission on Women in the Profession
* $475 bronze statue from the National Cowboy and Western Heritage Museum
* $300 engraved vase from the New Mexico Military Academy
* $200 quilt from the Conference of State Chief Justices and Administrators
* $175, carved limestone from a San Antonio high school
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William H. Rehnquist
Total value of gifts: $5,000
* $5,000 award from Fordham University
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Antonin Scalia
Total value of gifts: $1,275
* $300 cowboy boots from the Tarrant County, Texas, Bar Assn.
* $300 silver box from singer Andrea Bocelli (news - web sites)
* $300 for framed portraits from Peter Secchia, Republican donor and former ambassador to Italy
* $250 for two cases of wine from Virginia winery
* $125, one case of wine from same winery
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Total value of gifts: $500
* $500 blanket from American Academy of Achievement
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Others*
Total value of gifts: $0
* Justices David H. Souter, Anthony M. Kennedy, John Paul Stevens and Stephen G. Breyer did not report any gifts accepted.
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Note: Figures do not include cash awards given to charity. Also not included are club memberships. Prior years are excluded because complete information on justices is only kept on file for six years.
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Source: Annual disclosure forms of Supreme Court justices
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