Former Cook County GOP Chairman beaten by wife for prostitutes

[Bucky]

No more of this 'Party of No' slander. Republicans are officially the "Party of Hey, Baby, My Wife Doesn't Understand Me"

If you wanna see the local news coverage, click on the link ==> http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/former-cook-county-gop-chairman-beaten-wife

OK, what do you do when your wife comes home late at night unexpectedly, only to find you in the childrens playroom with two prostitutes, whereupon she begins beating on your dumb ass with a Guitar Hero controller and punching at you? Call the cops of course, and have her arrested! is the obvious answer.

At least that's what you if you're a former GOP Chairman in Illinois.

This story is from last week but is too good/awful to pass up.

According to the police report, Eni Skoien became enraged and attacked her husband early Sunday morning when she discovered him with two prostitutes.

The police report said Gary Skoien acknowledged to authorities that the women were prostitutes. But he later denied that and tried unsuccessfully to have the report changed.

Barrington-Inverness Police Chief Jeff Lawler reiterated Friday that the department stands by the report.

Furthermore, the department is eager to speak with the women, not to build a prostitution case but in their role as witnesses in the domestic battery case against Eni Skoien. The women had left the home by the time police arrived.

"Ordinarily, our victims supply us with the names of witnesses," Lawler said.

A prostitution case is unlikely, in any event, unless a police officer actually witnesses a solicitation of sex for money, Lawler added. Both women had left the premises before police arrived Sunday.

According to the report, 36-year-old Eni Skoien came home about 1:15 a.m. Sunday and, after discovering the women in the home, struck Gary Skoien, 55, with a closed fist and several times with a toy guitar. The beating left him bloodied, police said.

Charged with misdemeanor domestic battery, Eni Skoien is expected in court Thursday, March 19, in Rolling Meadows.

[Mz Pip]

1. Damn, I hope the

controller didn't break. That would be a waste of a good video game.

[Bucky]

4. Might be a fun game, but....

... apparently she thinks playing "Whack-a-Pol" is much more fun.

[chaplainM]

5. She won't get fooled again. n/t

[YDogg]

2. So, he's already 19 years older than his wife ... and he's hanging with hookers?

:wtf:

[madrchsod]

3. she spent two days in jail before getting bailed out

he`s facing a d-i-v-o-r-c-e and national humiliation.....i wonder if it was worth it:rofl:

[xchrom]

6. national humiliation adds to the spice. nt