OMG! Freeper Says It Loud! (and stupid)

[MineralMan]

I couldn't resist this. I really couldn't. It's from a thread about Rush Limpaw trashing Steele on his show. One Freeper says it all:

[shraby]

1. We have a new freeperism? Abloish.

[MineralMan]

3. So it appears. ABLOISH Free Republic Now!

[Canuckistanian]

41. I'm always honored to be present at the birth of a new freeperism

Long may it live in the posts of DUers for generations.

[lonestarnot]

55. Hope that doesn't mean breed!

[Earth Bound Misfit]

69. SPLLLLLFFF....

:spray:

[LynneSin]

2. OMG NO, PLEASE DEAR GOD NO - THEY ARE ABLOISHING!!!

Think of the children!

[roguevalley]

35. I think they are too late on the American party. I think the skinheads

and neonazis have that one already.

[KnaveRupe]

58. Freeps could use less "abloish"-ing and more ablution. n/t

[Pab Sungenis]

67. Playing with pronunciations for "abolish" reminded me of "ablutions"

and a Freeper at his albutions is something I never hope to see.

(If you're confused, look it up.)

[Flubadubya]

77. Yeah, ablution of the Republican party I don't want to see...

Ablation... YES!!! :evilgrin:

[AndyA]

4. And here I was thinking that Abloish was an apple-based desert topping.

My bad. :shrug:

[NMDemDist2]

56. i thought it might be a new vodka based cocktail n/t

[mscuedawg]

5. Gotta hate when they ablosh...abloish...ablalosh... n/t hee hee

[last_texas_dem]

23. Abloition now!

No amnety!

[liberalhistorian]

68. Yeah! And English is still the

"ofical" language (that's one of my favorites).

[scheming daemons]

6. "Abloish" sounds like a term to describe the sound of a toilet flushing...

Abloish!

[zbdent]

19. fitting for that site ...

[immoderate]

7. The answer, my friend, is ABLOISH in the wind...

The answer is ABLOISH in the wind.

--imm

[rucky]

8. How imbareassing

[Motown_Johnny]

9. Hey, anything that fractures the Repukes even further is a good thing. Even if they can't spell

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Abloishing a day helps keep odor awayyyyy

:D

[Ganja Ninja]

11. What happened to the Falcon party? n/t

[rolltideroll]

14. These guys?

[Froward69]

47. hey that insults Harvey Birdman

[Old and In the Way]

12. Nothing like a mispelling in CAPS and 20pt font to shout:

I'm a political genius, but my spellings not so good.

[Laurab]

63. That's one of the things I LOVE about freepers!

They can't even get a single sentence right! So many give themselves away on this board just because of that one thing....they're geniuses in their own minds.

[Cheap_Trick]

13. Abloish

The act of recieving a blow job while defecating.

Oh wait, that's a blumpy aka blumpkin.


Never mind......

[crikkett]

42. Nasty.

:spank:

[iamthebandfanman]

15. whats really funny is that, they are suggesting their party

is full of moderates(aka republicans who act like democrats .. aka rinos)
and that they should continue to be more right wing...

yah, being extreme to one side isnt the reason a moderate from the other party got elected. nope, that wasnt it at all. keep it up douches, we like winning elections.

theyll learn eventually if they wanna win again they are gonna actually hafta become a party of moderates at the very least.

[smoogatz]

16. It's actually pretty interesting what's going on over there.

The general discontent borders on hysteria. It really does look like we're going to end up with a GOP split at some point, especially if they get their clocks cleaned in '10. It'll be the corporate wing of the Republican Party vs the fundies, nativists, movement cons, white supremacists, gun fetishists, and other assorted knuckle-draggers, mouth-breathers and pinheads.

[Dappleganger]

17. He's taking a cue from those stupid Drudge headlines. nt

[Marr]

18. Stop casting asperagus, you looser.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

20. OMG

I am :rofl:

What a maroon.

[ThoughtCriminal]

21. Not the first

http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS291US305&aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=abloish

[progressoid]

22. I had an abloish on my ass once

But my doctor lanced it and gave me some antibiotics.

All better now.

[Faryn Balyncd]

38. Didn't Rush get out of Viet Nam because of such an "assinine abloish"?

[NewJeffCT]

60. I think it was something like that

this one is destined for the Freeper Hall of Fame, with "Get a Brain, Morans" "I'm Series" and "This is HUGH"

[robertpaulsen]

24. All you morans have been abloished! MWAHAHAHA!

:evilgrin:

[ellie]

25. Too stupid to live.

[last_texas_dem]

26. They should just bring back the old "American Party"

It would fit the mentality of many of these FReeper types very well!

[beac]

27. Hey freepers, we are already having an "American Party"!

It's called The GOP is Collapsing, Let's Boogie!



:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

[Froward69]

52. I Second!!!

[sellitman]

28. Is our children Abloishing?

That is Hugh!!!!!!

I am Series!!!!!!!!!

[pepperbear]

29. ABLOISHINISTS? IT'S TIME FOR A NEW CIVIL WAR! n/t

[Bluebear]

30. ABLOISH TEH AMNETY!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

31. Why oh why didn't you post that during the username amnesty, uh, I mean amnety?

Now some no-good newbie gets to have that totally kickass username.

[Dukkha]

32. ABLOW ME!

the typos must be caused by all the cheese puffs crumbs on their basement keyboards

[Arkana]

33. Looks like he sneezed while writing that.

[Lucian]

34. What a bunch of fucking idiots!

:rofl:

[Mulehead]

36. Anti-Abloishion = Pro-Life?

I feel stupider for having learned a new freeper word today.

[Generic Other]

37. you try and abloish me and I'm gonna do something to ya with my middle figner!

Silly repubs need a dic.

[sarcasmo]

39. Ablosih Moran, Abloish.

[guitar man]

40. Wait,.... What?

I thought they were Anti-Abloishinists?

:rofl:

[tabasco]

43. I say

ABLOISH CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[GinaMaria]

44. So the poster is an Abloistionist?

:crazy:

[sufrommich]

45. lol......

[KamaAina]

46. Should be a class action law sute!

Seriesly!!!111!!11!!!11!

From Columbia, SC, where the freepazoids are having a collective orgasm over the potential demise of the area's bus system, comes this all-new gem:

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=9688977&nav=menu36_3

Trish is right should be a class action law sute!

:rofl: :dunce:

edit: spelling

[Froward69]

48. I am all For an

AMERICAN PARTY!!!!

will there be beer brats and fireworks?

women do not for get women... they make it a Party.

[DS1]

49. What with all the Teabagging and Abloishing going on, I might have to switch sides

[Skittles]

50. I GOT A FEVER; SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME ABLOISH

[Arugula Latte]

65. Ya gotta tap your foot in a restroom for that, silly.

[proud2BlibKansan]

51. Well they do seem to be interested in abloishing their party

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

53. Pictures Freepers with

a fife, drum, three abreast, limping away from literacy.

[CitizenPatriot]

54. but I thought they were pro-life???

abloish is death!!!

[EmilyAnne]

57. All these people care about is ABLOISHON! n/t

[HughBeaumont]

59. Th Freepr Dickshunery.

Reeed r dickshunerah. Luk at werds. Lern sumthin, yew stuped lib.

Ef yu dont reed r dickshun . .. dicksh .. . werd buk, well cast asparagus end creeate a muvment so HUGH it well abloish yew Dembs to obilvean. SERIES!

:rofl:

[ElboRuum]

72. Kind of reminds me...

...of this recent http://www.xkcd.com/547/">xkcd strip... Be careful. What was it mom always said (paraphrased of course), "If you keep talking like that, it'll stay that way?"

[Richardo]

61. To be fair, I think he meant "a blowfish"

:shrug:

[LeftinOH]

62. I think they should call it the "a'Merkin Party"

[HillWilliam]

76. A merkin's a thirn

right? That's what repug corporate types wear on their heads :rofl:

[rolltideroll]

64. How are they going to start a party?

They can;t get 200 people to protest anything in pone place. Fast name me a non war related republican protest that tops say 5,000 people. Seriously, can anyone?

[madokie]

66. ROFLMAO

fuck me a runnin :rofl: abloish the :puke:
damn my side hurts :rofl:

[central scrutinizer]

70. Heywood J. Abloish, American Hero

[ElboRuum]

71. Poor Guy...

That's an hour with MS Paint he'll never get back.

[MineralMan]

74. Nah...it was all done in HTML.

It took even longer to do it that way than it would have in MS Paint. Figuring out all that code to get his result, even including background colors and strikethrough text. In the time it took to make that thing look the way he wanted, he could have written something clever. Instead, look what happened...:bounce:

[ElboRuum]

73. I would love it if DU had a Freeptionary...

It'd probably be at least 50 pages long by now.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

75. Watch Out!--using too much toilet paper can abloish your toilet.

then you'll have to call Joe the Plumber to rebloishit.