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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:53 PM
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OMG! Freeper Says It Loud! (and stupid)
I couldn't resist this. I really couldn't. It's from a thread about Rush Limpaw trashing Steele on his show. One Freeper says it all:

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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:55 PM
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1. We have a new freeperism? Abloish.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:56 PM
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3. So it appears. ABLOISH Free Republic Now!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 05:36 PM
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41. I'm always honored to be present at the birth of a new freeperism
Long may it live in the posts of DUers for generations.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 09:22 PM
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55. Hope that doesn't mean breed!
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Earth Bound Misfit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 10:48 AM
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69. SPLLLLLFFF....
:spray:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:55 PM
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2. OMG NO, PLEASE DEAR GOD NO - THEY ARE ABLOISHING!!!
Think of the children!
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 03:02 PM
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35. I think they are too late on the American party. I think the skinheads
and neonazis have that one already.
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KnaveRupe Donating Member (700 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:46 AM
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58. Freeps could use less "abloish"-ing and more ablution. n/t
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 10:45 AM
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67. Playing with pronunciations for "abolish" reminded me of "ablutions"
and a Freeper at his albutions is something I never hope to see.

(If you're confused, look it up.)
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Flubadubya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 12:59 PM
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77. Yeah, ablution of the Republican party I don't want to see...
Ablation... YES!!! :evilgrin:
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:56 PM
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4. And here I was thinking that Abloish was an apple-based desert topping.
My bad. :shrug:
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 10:11 PM
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56. i thought it might be a new vodka based cocktail n/t
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mscuedawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:56 PM
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5. Gotta hate when they ablosh...abloish...ablalosh... n/t hee hee
Edited on Mon Mar-02-09 01:57 PM by mscuedawg
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:19 PM
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23. Abloition now!
No amnety!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 10:47 AM
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68. Yeah! And English is still the
"ofical" language (that's one of my favorites).
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:57 PM
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6. "Abloish" sounds like a term to describe the sound of a toilet flushing...

Abloish!


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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:12 PM
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19. fitting for that site ...
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:58 PM
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7. The answer, my friend, is ABLOISH in the wind...
The answer is ABLOISH in the wind.

--imm
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:58 PM
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8. How imbareassing
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 01:58 PM
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9. Hey, anything that fractures the Repukes even further is a good thing. Even if they can't spell
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:00 PM
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10. Abloishing a day helps keep odor awayyyyy
:D
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:02 PM
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11. What happened to the Falcon party? n/t
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rolltideroll Donating Member (410 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:06 PM
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14. These guys?


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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 08:50 PM
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47. hey that insults Harvey Birdman
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:03 PM
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12. Nothing like a mispelling in CAPS and 20pt font to shout:
I'm a political genius, but my spellings not so good.
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Laurab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 10:13 AM
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63. That's one of the things I LOVE about freepers!
They can't even get a single sentence right! So many give themselves away on this board just because of that one thing....they're geniuses in their own minds.
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:05 PM
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13. Abloish
The act of recieving a blow job while defecating.

Oh wait, that's a blumpy aka blumpkin.


Never mind......
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crikkett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 07:43 PM
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42. Nasty.
:spank:
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iamthebandfanman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:08 PM
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15. whats really funny is that, they are suggesting their party
is full of moderates(aka republicans who act like democrats .. aka rinos)
and that they should continue to be more right wing...

yah, being extreme to one side isnt the reason a moderate from the other party got elected. nope, that wasnt it at all. keep it up douches, we like winning elections.

theyll learn eventually if they wanna win again they are gonna actually hafta become a party of moderates at the very least.
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:09 PM
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16. It's actually pretty interesting what's going on over there.
The general discontent borders on hysteria. It really does look like we're going to end up with a GOP split at some point, especially if they get their clocks cleaned in '10. It'll be the corporate wing of the Republican Party vs the fundies, nativists, movement cons, white supremacists, gun fetishists, and other assorted knuckle-draggers, mouth-breathers and pinheads.
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Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:10 PM
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17. He's taking a cue from those stupid Drudge headlines. nt
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:11 PM
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18. Stop casting asperagus, you looser.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:14 PM
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20. OMG
I am :rofl:

What a maroon.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:15 PM
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21. Not the first
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:15 PM
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22. I had an abloish on my ass once
But my doctor lanced it and gave me some antibiotics.

All better now.
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Faryn Balyncd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 04:18 PM
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38. Didn't Rush get out of Viet Nam because of such an "assinine abloish"?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:59 AM
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60. I think it was something like that
this one is destined for the Freeper Hall of Fame, with "Get a Brain, Morans" "I'm Series" and "This is HUGH"
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:20 PM
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24. All you morans have been abloished! MWAHAHAHA!
:evilgrin:
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ellie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:24 PM
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25. Too stupid to live.
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:27 PM
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26. They should just bring back the old "American Party"
It would fit the mentality of many of these FReeper types very well!


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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:29 PM
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27. Hey freepers, we are already having an "American Party"!
Edited on Mon Mar-02-09 02:29 PM by beac
It's called The GOP is Collapsing, Let's Boogie!



:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:
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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 09:13 PM
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52. I Second!!!
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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:34 PM
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28. Is our children Abloishing?
That is Hugh!!!!!!

I am Series!!!!!!!!!
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:46 PM
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29. ABLOISHINISTS? IT'S TIME FOR A NEW CIVIL WAR! n/t
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:51 PM
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30. ABLOISH TEH AMNETY!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:53 PM
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31. Why oh why didn't you post that during the username amnesty, uh, I mean amnety?
Now some no-good newbie gets to have that totally kickass username.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:55 PM
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32. ABLOW ME!
the typos must be caused by all the cheese puffs crumbs on their basement keyboards
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:58 PM
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33. Looks like he sneezed while writing that.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 02:58 PM
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34. What a bunch of fucking idiots!
:rofl:
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Mulehead Donating Member (93 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 03:18 PM
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36. Anti-Abloishion = Pro-Life?
I feel stupider for having learned a new freeper word today.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 03:43 PM
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37. you try and abloish me and I'm gonna do something to ya with my middle figner!
Silly repubs need a dic.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 04:26 PM
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39. Ablosih Moran, Abloish.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 04:36 PM
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40. Wait,.... What?
I thought they were Anti-Abloishinists?

:rofl:
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 07:47 PM
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43. I say
ABLOISH CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
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GinaMaria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 07:49 PM
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44. So the poster is an Abloistionist?
Edited on Mon Mar-02-09 07:49 PM by GinaMaria
:crazy:
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 07:58 PM
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45. lol......
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 08:13 PM
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46. Should be a class action law sute!
Edited on Mon Mar-02-09 08:14 PM by KamaAina
Seriesly!!!111!!11!!!11!

From Columbia, SC, where the freepazoids are having a collective orgasm over the potential demise of the area's bus system, comes this all-new gem:

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=9688977&nav=men...

Trish is right should be a class action law sute!

:rofl: :dunce:

edit: spelling
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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 09:03 PM
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48. I am all For an
AMERICAN PARTY!!!!

will there be beer brats and fireworks?

women do not for get women... they make it a Party.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 09:04 PM
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49. What with all the Teabagging and Abloishing going on, I might have to switch sides
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 09:06 PM
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50. I GOT A FEVER; SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME ABLOISH
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 10:37 AM
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65. Ya gotta tap your foot in a restroom for that, silly.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 09:06 PM
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51. Well they do seem to be interested in abloishing their party
:rofl:
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 09:16 PM
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53. Pictures Freepers with
a fife, drum, three abreast, limping away from literacy.
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CitizenPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 09:21 PM
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54. but I thought they were pro-life???
abloish is death!!!
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EmilyAnne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 10:29 PM
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57. All these people care about is ABLOISHON! n/t
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:56 AM
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59. Th Freepr Dickshunery.
Reeed r dickshunerah. Luk at werds. Lern sumthin, yew stuped lib.

Ef yu dont reed r dickshun . .. dicksh .. . werd buk, well cast asparagus end creeate a muvment so HUGH it well abloish yew Dembs to obilvean. SERIES!

:rofl:
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:46 PM
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72. Kind of reminds me...
...of this recent xkcd strip... Be careful. What was it mom always said (paraphrased of course), "If you keep talking like that, it'll stay that way?"
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 08:01 AM
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61. To be fair, I think he meant "a blowfish"
:shrug:
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 08:04 AM
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62. I think they should call it the "a'Merkin Party"
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HillWilliam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:11 PM
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76. A merkin's a thirn
right? That's what repug corporate types wear on their heads :rofl:
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rolltideroll Donating Member (410 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 10:33 AM
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64. How are they going to start a party?
They can;t get 200 people to protest anything in pone place. Fast name me a non war related republican protest that tops say 5,000 people. Seriously, can anyone?
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 10:43 AM
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66. ROFLMAO
fuck me a runnin :rofl: abloish the :puke:
damn my side hurts :rofl:
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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 10:58 AM
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70. Heywood J. Abloish, American Hero
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:42 PM
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71. Poor Guy...
That's an hour with MS Paint he'll never get back.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:54 PM
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74. Nah...it was all done in HTML.
It took even longer to do it that way than it would have in MS Paint. Figuring out all that code to get his result, even including background colors and strikethrough text. In the time it took to make that thing look the way he wanted, he could have written something clever. Instead, look what happened... :bounce:
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:49 PM
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73. I would love it if DU had a Freeptionary...
It'd probably be at least 50 pages long by now.
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BlancheSplanchnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:05 PM
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75. Watch Out!--using too much toilet paper can abloish your toilet.
Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 01:06 PM by BlancheSplanchnik
then you'll have to call Joe the Plumber to rebloishit.



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