Why should *I* have to back up an accusation when I can CAPTION?

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. The buck stops with ME? I thought it stopped with Harry Truman!

[teevee99]

2. we're really going to spread your chest apart, not sew it together, dave.

we're dividers, not uniters.

[GainesT1958]

3. "Hey, don't blame ME...

It's not MY fault Aznar and his party lost...he was shootin' straight, just like I did about those WMDs!" :eyes:

B-)

[adriennel]

4. ...if I only had a heart

or a brain...or courage...hell, I'm missing the trifecta!

[underpants]

5. ME? Someone is questioning ME!?!?! This wasn't in the briefing

:bounce:

[FunBobbyMucha]

6. "A link between rampant alcohol abuse and splotchy skin?"

Sounds like left-leaning science to me. The good folks at Halliburton released a study saying there's no link.

[Lefta Dissenter]

7. "...and then he

ripped off her bra, to expose her left... no, was it her right... Well, anyway, there was this glittering star and it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen..."

[underpants]

8. Oh! Oh yeah that's good God am I good Oh yeah just like that

:bounce:

[underpants]

9. Oh come on ..... how could a horse's a** wear a suit?

:bounce:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

10. "When I think about you, I touch myself."

[skip fox]

11. "So I was reading in the Bible how Jesus said 'Write these words upon your

heart,' and since I take the Bible literally and all, I'm scheduled for the operation at 5 o'clock next Wed. But we're still trying to figure out which words. 'these words'? Just like that? Or should we maybe capitalize them or something? And do we just need to write them, like with a magic marker (my favorite is hot pink!) or like inscribe them with a laser or something? . . . . Geez. It's not always easy being a good Christian."

[cosmicdot]

12. W: look, I may be the worse pResident ever, but I'm going to

be re-selected just as certain as you can say Diebold ... if you don't believe it, you haven't been paying attention or don't know that we've planted programmers at key companies in certain industries ...

[Ganja Ninja]

13. The buck never stops here. I'm the f***ing President why blame me.