The Lactating Mucilage of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"So Vicente told me, 'Try some of dis new Crazy Glue to paint your nails with.' And, wow, it was really something. I got stuck to myself and every time I'd rip myself free, Vicente would tell me to try the Crazy Glue on something else with some other part of my body. . . . Now THERE'S a night to remember!"

[underpants]

1. Practicing to use THE button?

:scared:

[Az]

2. We are not leaving here until I find out who put nearbeer in my nearbeer

With appologies to WC Fields.

[Kadie]

3. I'm not doing anymore work until I get a decent manicure!

[LionInWinter]

4. The blood of innocents? You're soaking in it!

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I49639-2004Feb17

[zbdent]

5. "My ratings are going this direction! What? What? Speak up,

Karl!"

[cosmicdot]

6. W: see how easy it could be ... I could have a concept for a program

for weapons of mass destruction that's so small, it could fit in right here in my little hand, and you couldn't see it, but we know it's there 'cause I told you it was ... and I could come and go, maybe even leave the country and go to Syria or Iran or Haiti or Zimba-whatever-way or Chavez's VeniceSuella ... and, that in itself is an immediate threat and it's not important who sold them the idea in the first place 'cause you can't prove an idea until it's a program which we told you it was or is or something ... of course, if that doesn't work ... as back up ... we're unloading WMDs in Iraq as I speak, so we'll find them, just you wait and see ... we didn't kill 1000s of innocent people and our own people just for oil ... or revenge and stuff ...