A vote for Kucinich is a vote for sexual domination. Save yourselves!

[MurikanDemocrat]

Kucinich has a secret plan to dominate this fine country through sexual slavery. The plan yet to be unveiled through environmental controls would yield 4 hour erections to men and a state of constant arousal in women.

I’m not making this up, so stop saying that!

Go ahead and vote for the Kooch, (they don’t call him that for nothin’, ya know), but don’t say I didn’t warn you! Too much of a good thing can kill you!

Save yourselves before it’s too late!!

[mountainvue]

1. LMAO!

[Dirk39]

2. I didn't have sex for about 5 years...

All the time, I had to errect my Penis towards Iraq, the poor, blacks, gays, Venezuela, Haiti and other evildoers.

Women are too hard to take anyway, I never understood them,they're so peculiar, besides Barbara, but she's already promised to someone else.

And now this communist is about to take over the USA, o.k. four hours might be easier to take than 4 years, but I simply have enough now.
Only with Barbara it would work, but she's gone.

Do you have any adress of christian fundamentalists in Germany,
I want to become a member! I can't take this no more.
Dirk

[DemBones DemBones]

3. LOL, I've been telling people who say that Dennis

"can't win because he looks like an elf" that they just don't understand his Elfin Magic! :7

But, wait, if the truth gets out, he could win, thereby thwarting his detractors in the media who fear him because he'd break up media monopolies -- just like they feared Dean, formerly their Perfect Democrat, after he said in December that he'd break up media monopolies. David Podvin says that's why the media started questioning Dean's electability, whereas they always said Kucinich was unelectable.

[Renew Deal]

4. OK, Tinfoil hat time

:tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat:

[corporatewhore]

5. Oh.My.

[DrFunkenstein]

6. He Did Say The Medicare Bill Wasn't Good Enough

Now we know what he REALLY meant.

Wink wink.

[King of New Orleans]

7. I assume Jennifer Tilly

is part of Dennis' nefarious plan?

[MurikanDemocrat]

9. I'm sorry. I may have told you too much already.

[charlie]

8. Playing with dynamite there

If he could really deliver on a platform of Perpetual Boonga-Boonga, not only might he destroy your man Kerry, after his 8 years ran out he wind up popularly installed as Emperor of North America. Remember, voting is still done in secret :)

[RichM]

10. Perpetual Boonga-Boonga for President!!

I dunno. Does this have any future as a slogan??

[MurikanDemocrat]

12. But what would we do with the entire country

in a constant state of heat? Productivity would suffer. Overtime would skyrocket. GNP would tank. Birthrates would rise. It would be like an open kennel in the US. :shrug:

[TheBigDemo]

11. "would yield 4 hour erections to men" One more reason to vote

Kucinich. LOL

[scarletwoman]

13. You mean, he'll bring me back to the days (and nights) of my youth? Cool!

ANOTHER great reason to vote for Dennis! Oooooooh BABY! (*pant* *pant*)

sw

[tinanator]

14. I miss em too :(

I knew Dennis was good, but I didnt know he was THAT good!
Alrighty then.

[MurikanDemocrat]

15. You'll be sorry! I'm warning you!

[AmyStrange]

16. Wait a minute...

what if you like Kooch? What if you like going out there and getting all the Kooch you can Kerry?

What do you do if you can't stop grabbing all the Kooch you can get and still need more? Do you drop all the Kooches you got and scoop up more or do you Kerry a Kooch in the scoop... ?

What was the question again?






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[MurikanDemocrat]

17. Blasphemy! You'll go blind if you don't stop those evil thoughts!

:scared:

[AmyStrange]

18. don't be scared....

you won't have to actually touch the Kooch. You can easily Kerry it in a scoop,

d

[AmyStrange]

19. I find this thread offensive...

but I can also see the humor
so sue me,

d