The Cluttered Potteryshed of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "So I realized that if you made other roads on my Famous Roadmap to Peace,
somebody could accidently turn off and then other people would follow him and you'd be off
the map in no time, which reminds me about once in West Texas . . . uh, . . . never mind.
So I solved that by having only one road! The bottom half of the map says No Fighting, and
the top half says Peace, and both areas are different colors so the plan might be attractive
to everyone. Then there's a road--the ONLY road--that goes from the bottom of the page
to the top of the page with that great reststop I was telling you about before. Then, just
to make sure, I drew an arrow to the top so nobody would get lost. Brilliant, huh? Course
Colin came along and put in a few details, but it's essentially my plan, and I think the Nobel
Prize Selection Committee will take that into account, . . . you think?"

[jfxgillis]

1. And people say ....

... men are too egotistical to ask directions!

[CarlBallard]

2. Bush is saying...

"No matter where you stand in the room, the picture of Washington just stares at you. It's creapy. I tried to hide behind the couch and behind the desk but it just keeps staring. Oh what were you saying about peace?"

[cosmicdot]

3. W: so, you go down this hall ... oh, about 20 steps and ...

... turn left at the next hall ... if you pass the staircase ...
you've gone too far ... you should see the bathroom door on your right ... I'd suggest dropping some paper to leave a trail to find your way back ... that usually works for me ... hey, where's your interpreter? you haven't understood a word I have said, have you?

the Washington Post caption: President Bush has diligent conversation regarding the Road to Peace with Prime Minister Abbas.