Mods: Lock this thread

[KitchenWitch]

Please!

:evilgrin:

[leftstreet]

1. Last In Before The Lock!

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Nuh-uh!

:bounce:

[leftstreet]

5. Damn!

:grr:

[In_The_Wind]

3. *gulp*

[Call Me Wesley]

4. I don't like to see

my posts in a locked thread. Really. I feel always guilty afterwards. :shrug:

[leftstreet]

6. It's like standing over a heart attack victim, and doing nothing

can't spell

[Call Me Wesley]

7. I might be able to help there,

but I'm helpless if it comes to 'unlock' a thread. ;)

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. In before the lock

:applause:

[Radio_Lady]

121. Out before the link to the lock.

:sign says no applause please:

[Hugin]

9. *dives in reaching back out to grab his hat*

Yes, it's a cliche!

[LSK]

10. SEX THREAD SEX THREAD

[SofaKingLiberal]

11. Has anyone heard about the guy that F***ed Ann Coulter in the A**?

I hear there is a website somewhere about it.

[leftstreet]

12. Is his nickname in the research forum?

[Hugin]

15. Post a pix from it.

;)

[Radio_Lady]

118. SEX THREAD. SEX THREAD. Beware of getting stitches!!!

Damn. Now, I have the thread. But, somehow................

I lost the needle............................>>>>>>>>>>>

[RevCheesehead]

13. Maybe you should post the brazillian joke...

and a whole lotta popcorn.

I think we're out of control. :popcorn:

[SofaKingLiberal]

14. brazillion joke?

:shrug:

[leftstreet]

16. Yeah...uh...um...what is that...

:-)

[Name removed]

17. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Radio_Lady]

122. Hey, I didn't know you could DELETE A SUB-THREAD!

That raises a whole new subtlety, as far as I'm concerned.

[Robert Cooper]

205. Isn't that cheating? nt

[stlsaxman]

18. No no no wait-a-minute- let ME post to it first...

Thank you.

[SofaKingLiberal]

19. Hmmmmmm

[Dave Reynolds]

20. This will do it.

MILF!

Spank the children.

Smoke in restaurants, all you want to.

Kill small animals, and then eat them.

[SofaKingLiberal]

21. ooh, I have some

Bush planned 9/11.

The reptillians control the planet.

Sexual Offenders should get the death penalty.

If you drive an SUV you might as well be a freeper.

Kerry and Bush, Skull and Bones, New World Order

WEATHER MODIFICATION!

[Dave Reynolds]

22. And..

chemtrails are mind control agents.

[SofaKingLiberal]

23. goddamnit

[AngryAmish]

24. Don't foreget nukes causing the tsunami

[miss_american_pie]

40. And breastfeeding your toddler in public

:popcorn:

[Radio_Lady]

123. Will someone PLEASE help me? I need medical advice RIGHT NOW!

My headbone's connected to my neckbone,
My neckbone's connected to my shoulderbone,
My shoulderbone's connected to my backbone,
My backbone's connected to my hipbone,
My hipbone's connected to my thighbone,
My thighbone's connected to my legbone,
My legbone's connected to my anklebone,
My anklebone's connected to my footbone.

OK. What should I do?

[MrScorpio]

25. Lock this thread before she posts again!

:spank:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Well, this should do it! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

:hide:

[Left_Winger]

28. Oh no, the F-Bomb!

:nuke:

[Radio_Lady]

124. CaliforniaPeggy, YOU SWORE! I am washing your mouth out with

Internet soap! Right this minute!

Bubble, bubble, now wasn't that good?

By the way, Happy Belated Birthday! I'll bet you thought I forgot!

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

132. Hey there, my dear Radio_Lady!

No mouth washing for me, my dear......

You know, my mom used to do that to me as a child....and all it did was give me a phobia about soap in my mouth......

And a worse potty mouth than if she'd ignored it!

Anyhow, I was just trying to get this poor thread locked......

And even I couldn't succeed....alas!

Thank you for the birthday greetings.......even belated, they are most welcome!

:loveya: :hug:

[mwooldri]

27. Well if I post a lot of Republican propaganda....

George Bush is the best f____ing president ever!

Screw the people of NO!

We're winning the war in Iraq!

They're going to launch a big terrorist attack on us next week!

Saddam has weapons of mass destruction!

The economy's booming!

Five trillion dollars of debt a year doesn't matter!

Halliburton's providing value for money!

The French are just nincompoops!

Four More Wars!

Sorry... I guess I can't do that much Republican propaganda. Maybe it's not enough to get locked out after all. It might be enough to get the message deleted though.

Mark.

[SofaKingLiberal]

30. Actually we ARE winning the war in Iraq

So that is not propoganda.

OK, DID YOU GET THAT YOU FUCKING DUmmies!!

:popcorn:

[leftstreet]

29. XXX rated pix right here - O'REILLY'S BALLS !!!!1111111

Happy Holidays!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

32. AHHH! Look away!!!!

:evilgrin:

[SofaKingLiberal]

31. kick

:evilgrin:

[haydukelives]

33. In befor the lock

kick

[DainBramaged]

34. Is something brewing in the kettle?

[RevCheesehead]

35. How long will the taunting of the mods continue??

[leftstreet]

36. "Look you stupid Mods, you've got no arms left!"

[mwooldri]

38. I'm telling you, it's just a flesh wound!

[mwooldri]

37. As they said... no one expected...

... the Spanish Inquisition!

[RevCheesehead]

39. I can't help but notice you are wise

to the matters pertaining to the finer arts. :thumbsup:

[Radio_Lady]

140. "The taunting of the mods, eh?"

That's daunting, my friend!

[KitchenWitch]

41. Gods I hate that!

I come back and there is a deleted sub thread...now my curiosity is spiked!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

43. hee-hee-hee

It was a hangman/wheel of fortune game... something nasty about Ann Coulter. I guessed an S.

[SofaKingLiberal]

44. time for round 2?

[leftstreet]

78. Let's Play Wheel of Fortune

G_ _ D N _ G _ _

_ N _

G _ _ D _ _ _ K

[SofaKingLiberal]

163. A little late, but

Goodnight and Goodluck, maybe tomorrow

[Radio_Lady]

125. Locking. This thread contains rampant... stupidity... or something...

[leftstreet]

49. I guessed an N

By the time I came back, I could only assume someone had guessed the answer.

:wow:

[rug]

42. Chicken.

[Dave Reynolds]

45. Anyone who breads chicken in corn flakes

is an absolute freeping maniac.

So there.:P :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

46. in a restaurant, while Fat Actress is playing on TV.

[LSK]

47. still not locked!!

:rofl:

[SofaKingLiberal]

48. The Pope is a NAZI!

:hide:

[Chicago Democrat]

Correction: He -was- a Nazi. Now he's a fascist!

and a homophobe and he wears a dress and red shoes!

[Chicago Democrat]

70. Correction: He -was- a Nazi. Now he's a fascist!

and a homophobe and he wears a dress and red shoes!

[leftstreet]

165. Really?

[leftstreet]

166. Really?

[spacelady]

50. Chicken breaded in Raisin Bran?

[SofaKingLiberal]

51. Chicken breaded in cracklings.

[spacelady]

52. Eating Chicken breaded in chicken stuff while warching Trading Spouses

I was going to edit warching but decided it was fitting.

[leftstreet]

53. Nepal has a Bird Warching Website

Google:
Bird Watching Nepal, Nepal Bird Warching, Nepal people, People ...Bird Watching Nepal, Nepal Bird Watching, bird watching, Nepal Flora and Fauna, Nepal Tourism Information.
www.nepaltourism.info/birdwatctching.html - 38k - Cached - Similar pages

[spacelady]

54. I'm warching you.

[leftstreet]

55. I'm warching you warching Trading Spaced-Out Spouses

:P

[spacelady]

56. That's Dark-sided. Had to say it.

[leftstreet]

57. The Dark Side?

[spacelady]

59. The God Warrior lady from Trading Spouses used that term. n/t

[leftstreet]

61. OMG - I didn't know that!

:blush:

I've never seen that show.
But boy have I seen people talking about that Nut Job!

(sorry)
:hide:

EDIT TO ADD: I better start warching what I'm saying!

[spacelady]

63. Well I sure as heck had never heard it til I saw that episode, she

certainly had a way with words! Warch Out!

[carpetbagger]

58. Dean AND Clark eat puppies. n/t

[spacelady]

60. Jimmy Eat World

[NMMNG]

62. Naked breasts! Doggy style sex! Gopher with a bone! Dog with a dildo!

[spacelady]

64. That gopher's rolling a joint! Gosh

[NMMNG]

65. Lucky gopher, LOL

[A HERETIC I AM]

81. WAIT JUST A GODDAMNED MINUTE HERE!!!!! GOPHER WITH A BONE??!?!?!?!

Yanno....that's just fucking sick. I am ashamed to be associated with such depravity.


:::Returns to hemming the frilly crinoline made to fit "Wendy the Weasel. ""mere wendy...mere' girl. Sit up straight while i put this dress on you.":::::::

Dressing a weasel in a frilly crinoline tends to make them crabby.

but i have a jar of Crisco and a Cricket bat.




















oops. was that outloud?

[NMMNG]

82. Is it pink?

I so adore weasels in pink crinolines.

[Hubert Flottz]

174. OMGGGGGGG1!11!1!1!!

That dog has Ann's man!

[LSK]

66. Kerry, IWR, Hillary, Joementum, DLC

Nothing? :shrug:

[LSK]

67. your religion SUCKS!!!

That outta do it!

[SofaKingLiberal]

68. All religions suck and we would be better off without them.

[spacelady]

69. Imagine.........

[carpetbagger]

71. Joementum rocks.

Now I await the nuclear post that will bring moderation to threadness.

[spacelady]

72. POOP!

[SofaKingLiberal]

73. poop on the mods

:hi:

[leftstreet]

74. Pee on the Mods

[spacelady]

75. Now you've done it.

[spacelady]

129. Well, I just got here, but I think everyone needs to step back and

get a clue. We are supposed to be a progressive site. I don't think it is very constructive to use f-bombs to get the point across. That is not what the Democrat Party is all about. So grow up or I am leaving DU! YOUR LOSS!

Edited to say: "You're Loss!"

[SofaKingLiberal]

76. So what does everyone think of Jean Schmidt ?

[leftstreet]

77. If she went on that Trading Spouses show - I'd actually watch it.

:bounce:

[Heidi]

79. . (nt)

[ForrestGump]

80. Stand back. This is a job for a professional.

Deep and hard!

Deep and hard!!

Massage, of course.

Thank you. My work is done here.

[Lochloosa]

83. Didn't work!

[ForrestGump]

116. Apparently, I am losing my touch.

It was bound to happen, sooner or later. :-(

[RevCheesehead]

84. My God, is this thing still not locked?

Oh, the humanity. :scared:

[Radio_Lady]

126. Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping? It's almost 11 PM on the East

Coast and 8 PM on the West Coast on a Friday night. The mods are either drunk or stoned.

[LSK]

85. DLC is god!!!!!!!!!!!

If that doesnt do it, nothing will.

[southlandshari]

86. No.

[RevCheesehead]

88. Shari's back!!!!!

:bounce: :woohoo: :party: :toast:









:popcorn:

[southlandshari]

90. Awww....

:hug:

Thanks, I needed that!

:loveya:

Computer problems = :banghead:

[RevCheesehead]

91. I hear ya on that...

same thing happened to me 2 days ago. :argh:

[nickgutierrez]

114. I second that.

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

133. My hero!!

:loveya:

[wildhorses]

87. let me see if I can help....doo doo and pee pee

there that ought to get the job done...



edited cos I don't know how to spell cuss words (or curse words for that matter)

[SofaKingLiberal]

92. No?

What kind of shit eating cocksucking pig fucking cunt bitch asshole can't spell any goddamn curse words?



:popcorn:

[wildhorses]

169. thanks for the spelling lesson

I think that about covered it all...:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

89. I hope kitties SLAUGHTER all the friggin' songbirds!

Nyaaaaah Nyaaaaah! -- Stupid bird lovers!

[SofaKingLiberal]

94. I fucking hate cats.

I must have shot at least 100 cats in the past few years.
I keep a rifle in my car and every time I see one I reach into the backseat and grab the rifle so I can blow its head off.
They are the most annoying, pointless creatures on the planet.

[leftstreet]

96. oh yeah....?

[chknltl]

93. Did bushco use the HAARP project to create Katrina?

http://www.earthpulse.com/src/category.asp?catid=1

There, link and all!!! If that doesn't get this locked then someones gonna have to post some porn. Me I would have expected this thread locked back when CaliforniaPeggy dropped the f-bomb! (The horrer...the horrer)

[SofaKingLiberal]

95. Yes, We finally found a thread where we can discuss HAARP!

Everyone check out the link, IM SERIES THIS IS HUGH!

[Tari]

97. Let's dispense medical advice. Or discuss banned members.

Or bodily functions. Any banned members that discussed bodily functions & gave medical advice?

[Taxloss]

103. I think CubanLiberal has multiple personality syndrome.

Padraig agrees with me. What's your diagnosis and advice?

[Tari]

107. 2nd opinion: CubanLiberal appears to have NO personality

Is he/she residing under a slab of granite?
Cast-out, shunned by the community?

As is often the case when multiple personalities collide, they implode. My advice, don't be a dumbass. Unless you're trying to lock a thread.

Mods?

I shouldn't be taunting them w/ such a low post count, huh?

[Kellanved]

98. Probably they are out of thread locker

Send a few crates to the Mod forum ASAP.

[Radio_Lady]

152. "Thread Liquor" -- someone had some in the park today...

He had to hide it in a plain brown bag so no one would know...

[Kellanved]

167. Oh, that too

[SofaKingLiberal]

99. .

[KitchenWitch]

100. OKAY, I got nothin'

:P

[leftstreet]

101. NEED MEDICAL ADVICE = STAT

I've got a huge boil on my butt called the Rightwing Christo Fascist Talibani. It won't go away.
:+

[KitchenWitch]

102. you NAMED it???

:puke:

[leftstreet]

104. Well, I knew it wasn't Corporate Media Staff Infection

I get that all the time.

[Taxloss]

105. Have you tried drinking bleach?

I once read on a website somewhere that bleach would help that.

Either that or stain removal.

But it can't hurt to try.

[leftstreet]

106. Oh, you mean my tap water. Already tried it.

[carpetbagger]

113. I'M A DOCTOR GIVING MEDICAL ADVICE.

Don't worry. Drink the Kool Aid. It'll make you feel good.

[chknltl]

108. testing testing... is this thing locked yet???

Which will happen first:
Will it sink out of sight only to be resurrected when some sorry s.o.b. needs it as evidence that "so and so" said "such and such"; ("I would NEVER say something like that"...."Oh yes you did and here's the proof!")

or will it get locked.

KW: It pains me to say this but I fear you have opened a Pandora's box here.

Mods: If you have ANY compassion for your fellow DUers...

[Dave Reynolds]

109. Hey, where is that one guy who got tombstoned, and why

did he get the granite?

[SofaKingLiberal]

110. Who?

[leftstreet]

111. What?

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

112. KICK (God help me, I can't help myself!)

[supernova]

117. Link to bomb-making HERE

Made Ya LOOK! :evilgrin:

[Radio_Lady]

120. I'm kicking you right in your nuts!

Oh, you're a woman? Sorry, sweetie -- here's an ice-pack!

[carpetbagger]

115. Skinner and Ann Coulter, sitting in a tree...

Come on mods, I dare you.

[Radio_Lady]

119. S-U-C-K-I-N-G!!!!

[SofaKingLiberal]

127. OMG

[barb162]

135. Skinner and Ol' Bar Bush sitting under the tree....

[SofaKingLiberal]

128. We can't get it locked

The mods are laughing at us.

[leftstreet]

131. Will this tragedy never end?

No matter what we do, the Mods won't give us satisfaction.

[spacelady]

130. Well, I just got here and posted in the wrong place, so again

get a clue. We are supposed to be a progressive site. I don't think it is very constructive to use f-bombs to get the point across. That is not what the Democrat Party is all about. So grow up or I am leaving DU! YOUR LOSS!

Edited to say: "You're Loss!"

[Kali]

134. BITCH

what do you think of this word?

[spacelady]

136. It can be an insult or empowering. n/t

[Kali]

137. but can it get this locked?

[spacelady]

138. I don't know, girlfriend, I mean BEEYOTCH! : )

[southlandshari]

139. The answer is still no.

:P

[Radio_Lady]

141. "Spot, I said 'Bring me my ROBE and SLIPPERS, not THAT!"

(Photo courtesy of BuffyTheFundieSlayer who gave it to me good upthread -- um-m-m...)

[RevCheesehead]

143. ROFL!

:rofl:

[SofaKingLiberal]

151. Mr. Lemmiwinks!

Lemmiwinks' Quest - South Park
MR. GARRISON: Who can tell me what happens when water is heated up by the bunsen burner?

BUTTERS: It evaporates.

MR. GARRISON: Good, Butters. Now if we take the tube of the bunsen burner we can see how other things react. Evaporation is an ectothermic reaction, so let's look at an endothermic one. Mr. Slave, position 7 please.

*Mr. Slave Moons Mr. Garrison*

MR. GARRISON: Now I will put the tube in Mr. Slave's tight ass.
The heat from Mr. Slaves ass will act as a new conducter of energy.

MR. SLAVE: Ooh. Oh! Jesuth Chrith! Oh!

MR. GARRINSON: Ok, now Butters, could you bring Lemmiwinks over for me, please?

BUTTERS: Sure! *Gets Lemmiwinks*

STAN: Oh, No! Nononono no!

MR. GARRINSON: Newton first discovered that for every action, there is a REaction. Now what do you think will happen when I introduce the element of the gerbil to the endothermic heat of Mr. Slave's ass?

*Class is in awe*

MR. GARRISON: Well, let's see! *put's lemmiwinks into Mr. Slaves ass*

MR. SLAVE: Ahh! --- Oh Jesuth! Jesuth Chrith!

BUTTERS: Lemmiwinks!?! No!

MR. SLAVE: Ooh! Jesuth! Jesuth Chrith!
*Lemmiwinks tries to escape, magic frog king appears*

FROG KING: Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die. This way has been closed off by the great sphinctor. To escape, you must journey up to the dark reaches of the intestine and pass the stomach! Who am I? Just a friend. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. Your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. Start straight ahead.

[merh]

144. Is that Maddy's frog before it grew old and complacent

(and suffered some injury that begs for dental work)?
























:loveya: more! :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

145. FOOD FIGHT

[JVS]

142. Don't listen to her!

[Radio_Lady]

148. JVS, clearly you have NEVER scratched your butt if you believe

what's in your signature, to wit:

"If your butt is itchy, do not stop to scratch it, because by the time your hand gets there, it will be gone." - Ronny Barna

Now, here is my deposition:

1) Complainant's butt is itchy.

2) Usually, he scratches it, and if so, he must be stopped, because he can't scratch it while he's moving, can he?

2A) Addendum: What else would he use for scratching except his hand, or more specifically, his fingers? Shit, what do YOU use? A piece of floss?

3) The phrase "it will be gone" cannot be properly interpreted because of how it has been quoted. Will the itch be gone, or will his hand be gone?

Deposition adjourned for the nonce............... By the way, who in the hell is Ronny Barna? Your obscure footnote observer challenges you!

[JVS]

154. Point 3 ignores the possibility that the butt could be gone.

Ronny Barna was a kid in my neighborhood who often spoke in strange riddles.

He moved and his destiny is unknown. If I had to find him, I would first conduct a thorough search of correctional facilities.

[Radio_Lady]

158. Well, let's do it. Give me an approximate year and place of birth.

Sorry to hear about his problem. Clearly, he never had hemorrhoids, but that's besides the point. You lost track of him before he was older, which is a complication.

If he's incarcerated, we do have the possibility of someone being, um, how do I say this appropriately -- up his butt.

I'll research it. You rest and relax, because you've had a hard day, I can tell.

OK. I'm back.

Details -- do any of these locations mean anything to you?

Name Approx Age Birth
Date Phone Address City State Additional
Reports

1 RONALD E BARNA
RON BARNA Age 39
GIG HARBOR WA

2 RON F BARNA
CONNIE BARNA
MENDON MA

3 RON E BARNA age 39
TACOMA WA

4 RON E BARNA Age 39
SUMNER WA

5 RON BARNA
RONALD E BARNA 39
TACOMA WA

6 RON BARNA
TACOMA WA

7 RON BARNA -
TACOMA WA

8 RON BARNA -
MINNEAPOLIS MN

[JVS]

159. sometime between 1974 and 1976 I'd guess, he was adopted...

legend had it that his real parents were first cousins in Italy. He as a pale boy with freckles and red hair. Grew up in Pittsburgh. I have no need to see him, but perhaps you can ask him about the wisdom that he has. The only reason I'd check the jails is that he had a propensity to misbehave in school (he was in my older brother's class) He once lit a smokebomb off in his room and burnt the floor quite badly. He also kept a box in his room clearly labeled "Drugs" and put some tylenols in there to make it look nice and real. He was crucial in the settlement of the local woods, where he established a fort in the "City of Hairy Pussies"

[Radio_Lady]

161. Wow. What a story! Well, 1974 - 1976 would make him younger.

maybe about 29 to 32. Adoption makes it really tough. Was BARNA the adoptive name, or the real Italian name?

I used to be a private investigator in the mid-80s, mostly on insurance claims for malpractice or worker's compensation. There are many ways to find people these days, including www.intelius.com which gave me that information for free.

I'm not sure you can search jails and penitentaries -- never had that question before. Curious about it myself...

In peace,

Radio_Lady

[JVS]

162. I can't answer any more. I just don't know. Flung to the heedless wind..

he lives somewhere.

[RPM]

175. More on Barna

as JVS bro here goes a little more on the man:

Family moved to maryland (presumably cumberland ~1987)
Had an older sister
Former residence: 51 hathaway ct, pgh PA

I never knew about the italian cousin thing - but i believe that...

[Radio_Lady]

184. RPM, I sent you a private message. n/t

[KitchenWitch]

146. What's a mutha gotta do to get a thread locked around here?

:shrug:

[LeftCoast]

147. Locking

Just kidding :D

[KitchenWitch]

149. You wound me!

:cry:

[Radio_Lady]

153. KitchenWitch, it's worse than wounding. I thought you were DEAD

because it's been hours since your original post. I got so worried I had another piece of cake from my grandson's party yesterday. I actually ate an eye from Cookie Monster's face...

Looked something like this...

[KitchenWitch]

155. ROFL

:spray:

You crack me up!

[LeftCoast]

156. Awww

How 'bout a hug?

:hug:

[leftstreet]

150. ROFL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Radio_Lady]

157. Why do we need ROFL when we have each other? Besides,

wasn't he the Nazi kid in the original film of "The Sound of Music"? I have dyslexia so don't tell me how to spell "ROLF"...

Oh, how SOON they forget!

[Radio_Lady]

160. Courtesy of Floogeldy, who, when I last looked, was himself gelded.

Rule #1 VIOLATED -- Double posted on another thread.

Rule #2 VIOLATED -- Photoshopped alien woman with no nipples.

Rule #3 VIOLATED -- The Lounge is officially for VERBAL MASTURBATION, not the kind insinuated here.

Go for it!!!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

164. I see you found the answer you were looking for!

[spacelady]

173. Radio Lady Wins.

[southlandshari]

168. Hmmm.....nah. Not today.

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

170. Pure eeeeevil, I tell ya!

Kick :evilgrin:

[SofaKingLiberal]

171. Well, since we can't get this thread locked,

we might as well have a series conversation.

What the hell is wrong with those tinfoil hat wearing psychopaths in the GD forum. They are like liberal freepers with some of their theories.

:popcorn:

[domlaw]

172. That a hugh subject dude LOL

[chknltl]

176. Is it too late to nominate this thread?

drats...it was.

[leftstreet]

177. I'm seriously concerned about the 2 people who did

:freak:

[Radio_Lady]

178. Don't worry. All THREE of us are currently wearing the latest fashion

in straightjackets.

On edit: "Error: you can only recommend threads which were started in the past 24 hours."

Boy, that's a really subjective rule! Can't do this simple thing? Since when does a thread have to be a certain age in order to get to "Greatest"!

I protest.

OT: Jean Sibelius' Fifth Symphony, which was supposed to have been totally re-written TWICE, just stinks. They should have paid ME to listen to it at the Oregon Symphony tonight.

[leftstreet]

180. OMG! "Organ Symphony" just puts so many bad images in my mind.

Make it stop.

:cry:

[Radio_Lady]

183. Well, I play the bladder bassoon, if you want to know the truth!

I've been trying to play the prostate piano, but all I can play is "Kidney on the Keys."

Hey, what's your problem? I spelled it correctly.

We just pronounce it OR-gan, we don't spell it that way!

We know people are "furriners" when they say "ORY-gone" or some other pronunciation that's out of kilter.

[leftstreet]

185. LOL!

I was actually born in Portland.

Tell no one.

[Radio_Lady]

179. Domlaw, which HUGH are you talking about?

Hugh Grant?
Hugh Hefner?
Hugh Jackman?
Hugh Downs?

If you mean BIG, ENORMOUS, LARGE -- That's HUGE! Is text messaging causing this or what?

Anyway, this thread should have been locked long ago. I have no idea what would lock it now. KitchenWitch is never going to get her wish. "Pay no attention to the woman behind the green Wellstone bus."

[Jamastiene]

181. Am.I.The.Last.One

Probably not. I should start one of these one day. I have another english homework headache. It's always either the math or the english that give me a headache, I've noticed. I never get a headache with the much harder engineering calculations studying, oddly enough.

[Err]

182. They won't lock this.

They don't have the guts.

:evilgrin:

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

186. Apparently not!

:evilgrin:
































Hey Mods: :P

[yurbud]

187. What's your favorite patriotic country song?

[KitchenWitch]

188. O Canada!

[yurbud]

189. oh, i thought you were asking for topics that DESERVE to be locked

anything with country in it deserves to be locked, medicated, and kept under adult supervision.

[KitchenWitch]

190. LOL

Were you looking for the damn Lee Greenwood song, that has been hackneyed to death?

[yurbud]

191. I think there's more than one. Now I'll have to look.

[RevCheesehead]

192. I love a challenge, I do....

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

194. This actually should have been addressed to you!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4381620&mesg_id=4416414

:D

[RevCheesehead]

196. (in my best Jimmy Swaggart voice)

"I.. have...:cry:.. sinned.... :cry:... against... you..."

[southlandshari]

198. Look!

:hide:

[southlandshari]

193. Listen up, all of you miscreants!!

What part of NO don't you understand?

:spank:


Geez, I even locked my own appreciation thread today. You'd think that would be enough to satisfy everyone...
























:P

[In_The_Wind]

195. Did I miss something ...

while I was working

[southlandshari]

197. Nah...

We're all pretty much miscreants every day!

;)

[RevCheesehead]

199. Paging KitchenWitch....

Here's your sex thread.
:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

200. Hey, thanks for keeping this one alive!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

201. If you look carefully, you will notice

that I have resuscitated this damned thing several times.

Glad to be of service. ;)

[KitchenWitch]

202. I have noticed that!

You are a fine warrior!

:pals:

[RevCheesehead]

203. This is an experiment.

I am about to jump in the car and drive to my parent's, which is 3 hours away. Will this kick inspire others to join in the merriment? Will this thread ever really die? Will the mods ever oblige KitchenWitch? Or is it destined to go on, even after DU reaches its 20,000,000 post mark?

The world is waiting...

:evilgrin:

[Robert Cooper]

204. Well, you inspired me =8-} ("Skinner to the Winner!!")

The real question is which one of us is going to be the 20,000,000th poster?

I hear Earl is going to give a dream-daze ... er ... date with Skinner to the Winner.

If we speculate about where to send them, do you think they'll finally grant KitchenWitch's wish?

[khashka]

206. Sorry, KW

Looks like the mods are out of commission - the DU Christmas party got a little out of hand.

I'd be happy to lock you down, though :evilgrin:

Khash.

[Robert Cooper]

207. kick (someone had to do it) ;-)

[chknltl]

208. Did this thing ever get locked????

guess not.....









































:hide:

[RevCheesehead]

209. OMG! I was sooooo going to kick this an hour ago!!!

But I resisted temptation... whereas, you have not. :P

[billyskank]

210. Am I the only one who hasn't posted in here yet?

:)

[chknltl]

212. Yup...

I knew there was a reason for digging this thing up. I tried to resist but...resistance was futile.
;)

[LSK]

211. DEATH PENALTY POST!!!!

That should kill it!

[chknltl]

213. My first rofl of the day, thanks!

:rofl: x3

[rateyes]

214. Using this to lock the thread...

[SofaKingLiberal]

215. What's the current record for most posts in a thread?

[LSK]

218. not even close

The "be a thread killer" post had almost 1000.

A petition by WilliamPitt has over 1000.

[Dave Reynolds]

216. Oh my fucking gawd.

This thing is still around?

Was this a page 20 rescue?

Let's see now....what can I come up with to get this locked......

I know: I believe we should teach preschoolers to handle and shoot handguns.

[elshiva]

217. Why did my Bettie Page Thread get locked

and not this? WHY?

[SofaKingLiberal]

219. hmmmmm

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

220. With Dubya no less!

[BigMcLargehuge]

221. Locked

No baby, 229 is my limit



Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator