DU Late Late Night...Confessions

[Itascapark]

Welcome back to the second hour of our show...stay tuned...this one may get a little blue...you're on the air...

[Itascapark]

1. We can talk about anything you want

on ...Confessions

[Itascapark]

2. Anything at all...

Dr. Itasca is ready to listen...

[KG]

3. Dr. Itasca...

[Itascapark]

7. Yes, my child

open your inner-most secrets...

[KG]

9. oh, um, nevermind.

i'll just live with it.... :)

[Itascapark]

10. Well, if you change you're mind

the doctor is hear...

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Doctor? Howard Dean's in the studio?

[Itascapark]

38. Next week

I promise :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. I used to work in a record store...

For about a week, at one point, I was getting constant requests for a hot new album by a group called "Minutework". We didn't have it in stock, so I told the Assistant Manager that we clearly needed to order this album as I'd had to turn away dozens of customers.

He then informed me that the group was called "Men at Work" and we'd had the album the day it was released.

oops.

[Itascapark]

5. No shame in that my sweet lady

Once, a very long time ago, the Doctor thought Steely Dan was a brand of cookware...:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. OMG! You mean it ISN'T!

:D

[pfitz59]

6. I once had sex with four different women....

in the same day. Pre-AIDS, free-love sorta thing.

[Itascapark]

8. hmmmmmmmmmm, yes

the doctor remembers those days well...at least, what he heard about them...he was all of 5 at the time.

[leftist_rebel1569]

12. ahh...memories...

I was, I believe -19 years old, I think...

[JohnKleeb]

47. 19 lol real funny kid even I am older than you

hey its all good.

[Lady Freedom]

14. Did you...

Make them very happy?

[pfitz59]

17. I was 20 years old......

3 were very happy. Fourth was a personally satisfying (but rather selfish) quickie. (I made it up to her.) 2 were regular dates, other 2 were opportunistic encounters. One was in public on a nude beach, others were more secluded. 2 involved condoms, one girl was on the pill and the others I have no clue about. 3 of the 4 I knew, other was a one time event. Illegal intoxicants were consumed before, during and after (shit, it was Humboldt State!) In retrospect, I was pretty much along for the ride (I like aggressive women!) None of the girls knew about the others, and still don't to this day!

[Lady Freedom]

21. Sooooo,

You like them aggressive hummmmm?:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

24. Damn, some people know how to have fun!

I imagine love didn't get any freer than at Humboldt State during the post-Pill, pre-AIDS idyll.

[pfitz59]

27. Mid 70's to early 80's!

Sends shivers up and down my spine thinking 'bout it! I LIVED at College Cove! My favorite dance partner was nicknamed "The Pelvic Thrust"! The Gay and Lesbian Alliance put on the best dances. Pioneer Days were still going at Chico. We'd carpool over. Lumberjack Days were nothing to scoff at. One of the best classes I ever took was "The Psychology of Women". 30 women and 3 guys. One guy was held captive by his girlfriend, but the other guy and I stepped on our cranks in every class! The class final for "Psychology of Human Sexuality" was a naked hot-tub party at thr prof's house! Wow! It all came to a screeching halt when Reagan was elected. Damn.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. You 2-timer, you!

WHO were the other three?! :mad:

[pfitz59]

19. Is that you?

Want to hear about the time my wife met my lover?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. No it's not me, it's HER!

So did they get in a catfight, or did they decide to dump you and have an affair with each other?

[pfitz59]

30. They never knew about each other........

I was (am) a master of discretion and stealth! (I've been assured DU protects anonymity!)

[Lady Freedom]

33. But are you...

a master of the bedroom?

[pfitz59]

48. 60 pounds and 20 years ago...........

HOWEVER, experience compensates for youthful enthusiasm! 1 long session is preferable to 4 rabbity adventures...... "Let your fingers do the walking...." There are few bedroom mysteries I've not explored.

[Lady Freedom]

90. hmmmmmmmmmm...

sounds like your a fun guy!

[leftyandproud]

11. I shot a bird once..

with a bb gun...was with my dad...He told me not to but I did it anyway...I knocked it off a branch...it was hopping around on the ground and I was shocked that it didn't die...It scared me to death...I felt terrible, so I ran up to it and shot it again, and again, and again..poor thing...didn't die...kept moving...I probably had tears rolling down my face (I was like 10 yrs old)..anyway, after about 12 shots..with three directly in the head, it finally died. I felt like shit afterwards...thought it was going to be simple..one shot and it would either die or fly away...

I was wrong...My dad asked me: How do you feel now?

"Bad" I said...I felt really bad...still feel sorry for that damn bird. It was probably a mother with 3 hungry babies at home...shit...

I will never do anything like that again...terrible..

forgive me.

[Itascapark]

37. You are forgiving

Now put those guns down!

[commander bunnypants]

95. Same here

That is why I am unable to hunt to this day. Yep still hurts to think about it.

DEMMAN

[Punkingal]

13. This co-worker of my husband's.....

told me the other day that he is love with me....I'm intrigued.

[L.A.dweller]

18. Well, Dr.

I've made out with three girls in the past 5 years. This is of no concern to me, I feel no guilt or shame. But I better be careful in writing this 'cause my boyfriend is in the shower and will be out soon.

[Itascapark]

32. Ah, my sweet lady child

sometimes we need to look to our own to enjoy all that life and love has to offer. Cheers!

[sasquatch]

20. I've had lousy experiences with the other sex

I didn't have the courage to ask a girl out on a date when I was in High School and still don't have much courage to do it now.

The first women I ever dated was a single mother who I worked with which are two big mistakes when your 19 years old.

It never went anywhere and the only reason I did ask her out because my co-workers talked me into it. I'm still a virgin which doesn't really bother me that much.

[Lady Freedom]

26. well...

if you like to talk ablout it PM. me! I might be able to let you know what your missing!

[OneBlueSky]

23. I once burned down a lumber yard . . .

was nine or ten, I think, and a friend and I had the bright idea of starting a small fire inside the stacks of lumber . . . needless to say, it got out of hand, and the whole place went up . . . no injuries, thank goodness . . . and I never did get caught . . .

[Nevernose]

28. What a coincidence -- me too!

Only it wasn't a lumber yard, it was a vacant house. Any other accidental arsonists here?

(I hope you weren't kidding about the lumber yard...and what I'm writing on the internet would be considered heresay in a court, right?)

[Itascapark]

35. Perhaps my little fire starter

it was a time to burn :smoke:

[Lady Freedom]

29. My confession is...

I would love to be dominanted in bed just once!

Edit: I have never been on the bottom! I've did it doggy stile and girl on top, but never have I been on the Bottom!

[Lady Freedom]

41. Thats odd...

no comments? Not one? pour my heart out and not a peep! waaaaaa!

[ornotna]

42. mmmmy hhhhands aaaare sssshaking

can't reply right now :)
Is it warm in here...or is it just me

[Lady Freedom]

43. Honey, anything in this forum is hot...

when I'm in it!
But I really have never been on the bottom! I wish I knew why they always want me on top?

[dawg]

88. that's odd ....

a young sexually active girl yearning for some guy to give it to her in the tried and true boring old missionary position. (imho, not really that boring)

[Lady Freedom]

89. If everbody doed it...

then it can't be that boring!

[dawg]

91. Yeah, I think missionary gets a bad rep ...

I'm also quite fond of vanilla ice-cream.

But seriously, next time you get hold of a man, just ask for what you want. Surely most men are responsive to their partner's requests.

[Lady Freedom]

92. I don't run...

into many guys that do. They want it their way or I don't get any!

[dawg]

93. Unbelievable ...

<blank stare>

[Lady Freedom]

94. Well its true!

Men around here aren't into doing stuff.

[dawg]

96. It's not like you asked for ....

a threesome, farm animals to be involved, whips, chains, etc.

You're saying that they'll only have sex with you in the position they choose, and that makes them sound like selfish assholes to me.

Then again, I'm a properly domesticated married man, so perhaps that's why I have such a hard time understanding a guy that won't oblige such a simple sexual request.

[Lady Freedom]

97. Your wife is a lucky girl!

[dawg]

98. You don't know the half of it!

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

99. well tell all about it...

Then I would!

[leftist_rebel1569]

31. I have a confession

I...HATE...BEING...15...YEARS...OLD...DAMMIT!:argh:

there...now I feel better

[pfitz59]

34. In 3 years you can vote!

Until then soak up some vicarious living!

[Itascapark]

36. Time will take care of your wants

Until then, "Life happens while you're busy making other plans" John Lennon

[proud patriot]

39. I'm linking the other late night confessions thread to this one

I'm going to lock the other one

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=67082&mesg_id=67082

[Itascapark]

40. Thank you able sir

the doctor is thankful for your skill and kind attention. :)

[HEyHEY]

44. I once had a threesome with....

With a 22-year-old girl and a 44 year-old man....I lasted about 3 minutes before I got creeped out and fled!

[Itascapark]

45. All is good and all is fine

it just wasn't your time. :hippie:

[HEyHEY]

46. yeah well

I may have been able to handle another guy there..as long as there was no contact, but still he would have had to be near my age...eewww

[Lady Freedom]

49. Poor baby...

Sounds dreadful1 Why don't you lay your hear on Lady Freedom's cheast and tell her all about! She might make you feel better!

[pfitz59]

50. I had a thresome with my friend once.

His girlfriend. Her beach club. Our fire. It was more like two on one (no dasiy chain). Wonderful experience.

[Lady Freedom]

51. Wish I was the one....

in the middle!

[pfitz59]

59. She was hot!

And smart. Finished the event by taking dawn swim in Long Island Sound! My friend moved to Alaska. I went to San Diego and our cream puff stayed in New York!

[HEyHEY]

53. That's a hot and steamy offer

But I already dealt with it...I honestly felt ...abused

[Lady Freedom]

54. That can happen...

If your not ready for a threesome (or more) it will be unnerveing.

[JohnKleeb]

52. you wanna know you really wanna know

I had nutter butters with a rolling rocks one time like I would nutter butters with milk lol.

[Itascapark]

55. Milk you shall have my sweet toothed friend

beer with candy is never good, but of course, liquor is quicker.

[JohnKleeb]

56. they were cookies

now this time when I go, hmmmmmmmm how about potato chips and a Guiness I dont know. I really will miss you all when I go on my beach vacation though in a couple of weeks.

[Lady Freedom]

57. I'm sooooo horny tonight!

And no man in sight! AHHHHH! whats a girl to do!

[HEyHEY]

58. Live anywhere near Vancouver BC?

I could solve the problem!}(

[pfitz59]

60. I live 2 hours south.

If Vancouver is too far to drive! :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

61. hey!

Back of I'm trying to score! ;-)

[Lady Freedom]

65. Men fighting over me!

Me like!

[Lady Freedom]

62. Sorry,

I live in Joplin, MO.

[pfitz59]

63. 4 hours by jet!

Damn, SEATAC shuts down at night!

[Itascapark]

66. Lousy Seattle airport!

[HEyHEY]

64. Dang!

Oh well looks like the sears catalogoue again. :-(

[Itascapark]

67. Haha...you can alway cyber

[Lady Freedom]

70. yeah boys!

I'm real good at talking dirty!

[HEyHEY]

71. Well, now that pfht has gone to bed

What ya say we amscray to the dodge out back?



Oh well, too bad we aren't in the same city..it's getting close to bedtime

[Lady Freedom]

72. Look in your inbox!

[HEyHEY]

73. Yeah, it's bedtime.... good night all!

sleep well, and have a good breakfast tommorow!

[JohnKleeb]

74. never bedtime here well bedtime for me is at work lol

[Lady Freedom]

75. No play... I mean bedtime for you?

What a shame! I like "bedtime"!

[HEyHEY]

76. well.

Oh I'm still up..now

[Lady Freedom]

77. Poor baby...

Whats the matter?:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

79. haha

;-)

[JohnKleeb]

78. lol I have bedtime dont worry I do it during the school year all the time

I am just a night owl dont worry about me.

[Lady Freedom]

80. OH?

Like girls in your area!

[JohnKleeb]

81. I am a shy person, I need a g/f so bad

I am so shy really, its hard to tell here but I am so shy.

[HEyHEY]

82. Keep pluggin away

15 is a good age to build the social skills up

[JohnKleeb]

83. oh come on man I am 16

No its ok but btw I responded to your post, explaining me and Lefty's friendship. Yeah I need to get better man, but you know I may go to homecoming this year I just might.

[HEyHEY]

84. oops

I always get your ages mixed...sorry dude

[JohnKleeb]

85. dont worry about it because a couple of weeks of ago I was 15

Its nothing really. He's a grade younger than me too, that may help you. Its amazing he's only been here two months, its like hes a veteran all ready really.

[pfitz59]

68. Boune notte!

Good night!

[HEyHEY]

69. byebyeb

Ciao dude

[Shanty Oilish]

86. I'm a boomer and you're all too young to know what I did

But it's 5:30 a.m. and I'm still alert, in fact, just reading about sunscreen causing cancer.
And they thought it was Marlboros killed the cowboy.

[Itascapark]

87. The doctor is wise for his years

Confess, friend, and get back to your reading.