Reply #3: You seem to have forgotten that, while the

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nation of Afghanistan never attacked us, they refused to give us Bin Laden.

Of course, we couldn't find him for 10 years, despite our sophisticated equipment, our huge staffs, our satellites, etc. But we expected the Afghan government, such as it was then, to find him and hand him over. For some reason, we were positive they knew exactly where he was, so positive that, instead of bombing the government that was allegedly protecting him and defying us, we bombed farmers. But, that was okay too, because we only bombed them by night. By day, we dropped peanut butter. So what if they had no clue what it was.

One ungrateful Afghani bitch was heard to say, "This just isn't my week. Last night, bombs killed my family and leveled my home. So, today, I have to sleep outdoors and then this jar of mysterious beige shit hits me in the head and shatters my skull. I just can't catch a break."

See, doesn't it all make sense when you look at it that way?

And 12 years later, we still have to be there because

Wait, give me a minute.