How do ya like havin' that Black guy as President ASSHOLE

[DainBramaged]

Went to Subway for a tuna sandwich foot long $6 can't beat it. I back out from where I am parked and a Subaru pulls around me with the rear COVERED in Repig bumper stickers, Bush/Cheney, McCain/Dumbass, and Lonegin for Governor (ran against Crispy Christie, and actually a moderate compared to that jackass) Stop Pelosi, don't tread on me, and on and on. I pull up next to him to make a left turn at the light in town, and it's an OLD guy, older than me even.


It's taken a while to remember and write this all down, and NO embellishments, just enjoyment.


I couldn't resist.

HEY, if you're such a patriot, why are you driving a Subaru?

Fuck you

Hey, how do ya like havin' that Black guy as President, ASSHOLE?

So many garbled N words and fuck yous and gay fuckers came out of his mouth and he turned BEET red, I actually thought he was going to have an aneurysm. But I trumped him. I have an orange plastic sign I carry next to the console, and it says in my own handwriting (magic marker):

GO FUCK YORSELF

on one side and


This sign trumps your bullshit on the other.

I swear he was going to cry he was so stunned.


I drove off, battle won.


The fucker is going to see the President re-elected on November 4th, and he will probably explode. Along with millions more of those dirt bags.