Reply #42: They're women (okay, girls). I think pretty much all religions command them to be obedient to men

[Chris_Texas]

In heaven or paradise all is perfect. In the case of women and girls, they are perfectly silent and mindless.

I am pretty sure this is in the Bible and Koran somewhere, probably right next to the part where they make sandwiches without being told, giggle at all men's jokes no mater how lame, marvel at their man's towering intellect, and stare at him with doe-eyed adoration whenever they are not otherwise occupied making sandwiches or thinking of England. Like I said, it's in the holy books somewhere.

And if you are a woman and found the above less than funny, I would refer you again to the part about humor. Practice laughing at bad jokes now so you will be ready for an eternity of it. :)

Hope this helps.