Reply #34: Jesus says Obama is legit

[Striker Davies]

At noon today, Jesus H Christ arrived in a shopping mall in Dallas.

"Verily I say unto you, our brother Obama was born in the USA and is a natural born citizen," he said

Nobody listened as they were too busy returning the crap that other people had bought them to celebrate the Birth of Christ.

Finally, Orly Taitz appeared and shouted - "Get back to Philistine where you belong, you bleeding heart liberal. All you've ever done is preach liberal crap to Israelians. You liberals shouldn't poke your nose into American business. And you can't produce your birth certificate either."

Later that day, at a formal presentation of Obama's long-form certificate in Honolulu, several birthers started screaming "It's fake!" as the drawer was opened.