Hahr!!1 LIMBO was traumatized by a high school feminist!!1 Yaas, THAT's the ticket!!1

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After defending again about his OBAMA self-revelations, then being asked by a female caller what he means by the "feminizing of the country" and the "chickification of the airwaves," he has been on a 20 minute self-pity-party about how, when he was in high school and got on the radio for the first time, this GIRL was on ahead of him and ranted about feminism. He sez this was all new to him and he was just PETRIFIED, and that this is why he doesn't have any kids today, and why he didn't sow his wild oats, and why, even today, he still freezes about complimenting an attractive woman, "especially if she's a PROFESSIONAL woman," on her looks.

Yaas, you people out there, it's the FEMINISTS' fault!!1 They injected them bacteria into his anal sac and thereby caused him to become dependent on Hillbilly Heroin!!1