Reply #26: Thanks Wofgangmo, and welcome to my flock :)

[AnArmyVeteran]

But no attendance is required to be a faithful member of my flock. All it takes are regular, weekly donations of a paltry $50 in love offerings and have your will changed to leave all of your estate to my church. I learned a lot by watching how the televangelists operate.

Again, welcome to my flock. BTW, if you want to start your own church contact the Universal Life Church. Their equivalent to the Vatican, or their 'mother church' is in Modesto, California. It used to cost $3 to get a certificate of ministership. It might be higher now, since they tightened the requirements to become a minister. You can also become a bishop or get all kinds of legal certificates that the state has to recognize, just because it's a church.

I wonder if Ebay has pews for sale? I could turn one of my bedrooms into a cozy little chapel. Or I could just hold my services at a local biker bar.

Thanks for your nice comments too!