Reply #22: No, the poll was actually rather serious

[derby378]

There have been a lot of good arguments in this thread that Transnistria should suck it up and cast their lot with Moldova or possibly Ukraine instead of trying to stay independent, or at least as independent as they can be given the circumstances.

Although the idea of a Transnistrian navy is somewhat humorous. Aside from their location alongside the Dniester River, they're landlocked.