I must have missed the announcement of general and widespread insanity.

[Warren Stupidity]

This is the only explanation for the events that have unfolded this summer, culminating in a media frenzy over the President of the United States giving a televised speech to students across the republic on the subject of the importance of staying in school and getting an education. I thought yesterday's finger amputation by biting at a public demonstration was an anomaly, as were the incidents of gun toting and obviously insane people at public events, but it seems instead that as a society we have simply gone bonkers. Totally nuts. So was there an announcement? Is it something in the air or water? Is this a public health emergency? What can I do to keep my family safe?