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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 07:38 PM
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78. Heh, heh! Their heads would assplode! n/t
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  -***Post your ideas here*** to combat the TURFERS (astroturfers) ColbertWatcher  Aug-05-09 04:33 PM   #0 
  - Ask the retired folks to burn their Medicare cards in protest  chat_noir   Aug-05-09 04:35 PM   #1 
  - LOL! Good one!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:37 PM   #5 
  - I love this idea!  lib_wit_it   Aug-06-09 06:51 PM   #96 
  - I like your idea!  KansDem   Aug-05-09 04:40 PM   #11 
  - dont forget to ask them to give up their social security too  notadmblnd   Aug-05-09 05:29 PM   #38 
  - I always wondered why the word "Social" was in there! Now it all makes sense! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:39 PM   #42 
  - Four Creative Ways to Deal with Right-Wing Rent-a-Mobs  lib_wit_it   Aug-06-09 07:04 PM   #98 
  - I like the USA! USA!  hedgehog   Aug-05-09 04:35 PM   #2 
  - TommyPaine (post #16 below) suggested something similar! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:59 PM   #26 
  - If you want to see how to handle angry voters...  BluePup   Aug-05-09 04:36 PM   #3 
  - His comment at about 1:38 is perfect!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:44 PM   #15 
  - Wish them into the fucking cornfield !!!!!  RagAss   Aug-05-09 05:30 PM   #39 
  - drag them out of the hall to a "free speech zone" in the parking lot behind a dumpster  NightWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:36 PM   #4 
  - We don't need to resort to violence. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:41 PM   #12 
  - "Behind" a dumpster?  KansDem   Aug-05-09 04:42 PM   #14 
  - When one of them gets up to scream, blast an air horn in their general direction. (nt)  TommyPaine   Aug-05-09 04:38 PM   #6 
  - i like that one! ctually thought of it, but... too loud, might get thrown out.  stuball111   Aug-05-09 04:41 PM   #13 
  - Then go with the backup--mutter "Asphinctersayswhat?" between their yells. (nt)  TommyPaine   Aug-05-09 04:45 PM   #16 
     - LOL! There ya go!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:47 PM   #18 
        - Yeah...  stuball111   Aug-05-09 05:04 PM   #29 
        - That was Waynes World but Pee Wee would work too  notadmblnd   Aug-05-09 05:52 PM   #47 
  - A fart machine is better: Won't damage anyone's hearing and will humiliate the target. n/t  DRoseDARs   Aug-05-09 08:35 PM   #80 
     - Isn't there an iPod farting app? n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 09:07 PM   #81 
        - I worry such a thing wouldn't be loud enough to hear over the holwer monkeys flinging poo. n/t  DRoseDARs   Aug-05-09 10:30 PM   #83 
           - Meh, farts aren't usually that loud anyway.  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 11:13 PM   #88 
  - Someone in another forum  Warpy   Aug-05-09 04:38 PM   #7 
  - I like the Pee Wee approach  stuball111   Aug-05-09 04:39 PM   #8 
  - LOL! That's hilarious!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:50 PM   #20 
  - The Nelson Muntz laugh is a great idea...maybe the Peter Griffin laugh too?  TommyPaine   Aug-05-09 05:05 PM   #31 
     - Plus, it will ruin their videos. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:08 PM   #32 
  - Suggestion from another thread  LunaSea   Aug-05-09 04:39 PM   #9 
  - That's a good one!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:46 PM   #17 
     - That's it! Parrot Bingo!  LunaSea   Aug-05-09 06:13 PM   #54 
        - LOL!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:25 PM   #57 
           - Winner recieves an Astroturf Doormat!  LunaSea   Aug-05-09 06:32 PM   #61 
              - LOL! I can create a page on the Truthiness Encyclopedia that will generate a random BINGO card.  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:37 PM   #65 
              - Sorry it took so long, but here it is ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 10:30 PM   #82 
                 - Excellent CW!  LunaSea   Aug-06-09 10:34 PM   #99 
                    - : ) n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-07-09 06:17 AM   #100 
  - Yeah I got one.  walldude   Aug-05-09 04:39 PM   #10 
  - We need a hand signal to be used to signify that these people  hedgehog   Aug-05-09 04:48 PM   #19 
  - The Birf 'n' Turfers?  Bolo Boffin   Aug-05-09 04:50 PM   #21 
  - LOL! (Thank you) n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:51 PM   #22 
  - THAT IS SIMPLY BRILLIANT!  berni_mccoy   Aug-05-09 08:20 PM   #79 
  - Congressmen holding town halls should rent a big-ass sound system.  backscatter712   Aug-05-09 04:52 PM   #23 
  - Delete; added to OP. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 04:57 PM   #24 
  - fucking remove them when they are disruptive.  orleans   Aug-05-09 04:57 PM   #25 
  - Aww, you're no fun.  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:01 PM   #27 
     - omg! yes, i imagine that *would* ruin their videos! lol n/t  orleans   Aug-05-09 05:45 PM   #44 
     - Plus, I defy anyone not to get up and dance when this comes on ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:56 PM   #49 
     - Or cue the banjo riff from "Deliverance",  madamesilverspurs   Aug-05-09 06:29 PM   #59 
        - LOL! That would scare the crap out of 'em! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 07:32 PM   #76 
  - Signs: Today's Protest Sponsored By: _____________  Bobbie Jo   Aug-05-09 05:03 PM   #28 
  - LOL! Good one! Astroturf brought to you by ____ Love it! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:04 PM   #30 
  - Brilliant! Love it.  lib_wit_it   Aug-06-09 06:58 PM   #97 
  - If you really want to draw attention to who is paying for them. . .  kevinbgoode   Aug-05-09 05:16 PM   #33 
  - And why not demonstrate in front of the RNC?  kevinbgoode   Aug-05-09 05:17 PM   #34 
     - We can all go to Michael Steele's house!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:19 PM   #35 
  - Disarm 'em from the getgo by quoting the statistics...  yowzayowzayowza   Aug-05-09 05:22 PM   #36 
  - Interesting.  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:27 PM   #37 
  - Another one: tell them you're from the private insurance syndicate funding the "protest" and ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:38 PM   #40 
  - Start doing ID checks at the entrances to these events and saying that information is being  Parker CA   Aug-05-09 05:39 PM   #41 
  - Good stuff. Thank you for posting. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 05:41 PM   #43 
     - There are some good ideas in this thread. Hopefully some are used and work against the freepfreaks.  Parker CA   Aug-05-09 05:46 PM   #45 
        - Yes, I agree. I hope some of them are used. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:12 PM   #53 
  - With disruptions like this -- expecially getting violent/physical -- I think security should be  defendandprotect   Aug-05-09 05:47 PM   #46 
  - I thought the same thing. People should have to go through metal  alsame   Aug-05-09 05:56 PM   #48 
  - Right . . . GOP sent their gun nuts after Clinton . . . their "pro-lifers" out to kill doctors . . .  defendandprotect   Aug-05-09 06:02 PM   #50 
     - And I just saw this  alsame   Aug-05-09 06:04 PM   #52 
        - Disgraceful. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:26 PM   #58 
  - True, but we should have a plan for if any of them sneak in. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:14 PM   #55 
  - Do think distributing the MEMO far and wide is a great idea . . .  defendandprotect   Aug-05-09 06:04 PM   #51 
  - 4 people, one in each corner of the room. Holding airhorns.  SalmonChantedEvening   Aug-05-09 06:17 PM   #56 
  - You want half-jest?  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:34 PM   #62 
     - The Trojan Astley! Brilliant!!  SalmonChantedEvening   Aug-05-09 06:59 PM   #73 
        - LOL! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 07:21 PM   #74 
  - "Show of hands, people"  Telly Savalas   Aug-05-09 06:30 PM   #60 
  - Aww, democracy! Excellent! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:35 PM   #63 
  - That is what my wife and I were saying.  Caliman73   Aug-05-09 06:36 PM   #64 
     - Yes, good point. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:39 PM   #66 
  - 1. Fill the room long before they arrive  malaise   Aug-05-09 06:46 PM   #67 
  - It is summer, all the kids are out of school! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:53 PM   #70 
  - Sneak into their secret compound and flush all their toilets at once  Robb   Aug-05-09 06:47 PM   #68 
  - run ads exposing them, and showing who is behind it all  fascisthunter   Aug-05-09 06:50 PM   #69 
  - We're trying to think of things to do AT the meetings.  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 06:57 PM   #71 
     - I understand...  fascisthunter   Aug-06-09 07:49 AM   #94 
  - Fireworks. I hear that fireworks will memorize them into silence.  xultar   Aug-05-09 06:57 PM   #72 
  - Yeah, but it will mesmerize everyone else too. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 07:22 PM   #75 
  - Pass around a sign-up sheet...  BlueIdaho   Aug-05-09 07:37 PM   #77 
  - Heh, heh! Their heads would assplode! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 07:38 PM   #78 
  - Great Ideas!  Expedite Trucker   Aug-05-09 10:32 PM   #84 
  - Why, thank you and welcome to DU! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 10:35 PM   #87 
  - Introduce them to the boys from the Teamsters...  ddeclue   Aug-05-09 10:32 PM   #85 
  - Heh, heh! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 11:23 PM   #90 
  - The non-nutjobs should stand and sing "God Bless America" every time one starts up  SmileyRose   Aug-05-09 10:34 PM   #86 
  - Good point. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-05-09 11:22 PM   #89 
  - don't be goaded into turning it into an even bigger circus- that's exactly what they want.  dysfunctional press   Aug-05-09 11:36 PM   #91 
     - True, but we can have a load of fun until they all leave! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-06-09 12:38 AM   #92 
        - and wind up with zero(or less) accomplished when they don't.  dysfunctional press   Aug-06-09 12:58 AM   #93 
           - If the police or fire marshal are there, they will be made to leave. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-06-09 01:53 PM   #95 
 

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