I put a brand a new flat screen tv in every room in my house

[Tyler Generation]

I drive a Hummer, I'm upside down on the payments and spend hundreds on gas every month.

My credit card debt is always justifiable.

I live in the biggest house in my subdivision.

I put a brand a new flat screen tv in every room in my house. I make sure they are all hooked up to cable, with every premium channel package.

I buy my children all name brand clothes, and the newest technology. I make sure to replace these things as soon as they are no longer in style. Image and popularity are top priorities.

When we entertain, it's only with the top of the line name brand food and alcohol.

I am now going to protest at a "Tea Party". Why? Because our liberal government needs to stop wasteful spending and follow the fiscal conservatism that us the middle class practice every day at home.