Reply #45: We TRIED to find beauty in Kansas - we had to settle for the world's largest prairie dog

[Donnachaidh]

a 10 foot high plaster of paris prairie dog, with a petting zoo in the back that contained cattle that had legs of their almost absorbed twins sticking out of their shoulders, or rear ends. And some sickly-looking coyotes in cages. And prairie dogs.

But hey -- the gift shop would allow you to send freeze-dried meadow muffins to each and every friend and family member - for a fee. It was a virtual visual feast, lemmee tell ya. :sarcasm:

I felt like an extra in a Rob Zombie film.