How Are Things In Titicaca?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Two Tickets to Paraguay
(To the tune of Two Tickets to Paradise – Eddie Money)

I lost Goerge Tenet and I lost Paul Bremer too
Then it was Brownie and Rummy, out the door they flew
We were waving so-long, waving so-long
It won’t be long, ‘til we too are gone

Lotsa fresh water and our friend immunity
Most of the GOP will be there, to keep us company
We’ll be waving so-long, waving so-long
For what we’ve done, we gotta run

I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay
Unka Karl’s plane leaves Saturday
I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay
I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay

Now that Gonzalez will be forced to testify
I’ll do what normal for this chickenhawk and fly
We’ll be waving so-long, waving so-long
We’ll be waving so-long, waving so-long

I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay
Unka Karl’s plane leaves Saturday
I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay
Unka Karl’s plane leaves Saturday