My dog just presented me with the perfect McCain analogy.

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I'm sitting here watching "Hardball" and our little dachshund wanders over, sits by my feet for a moment then suddenly runs to the other side of the room and hops up on the couch and shoves her face into the crack between the cushion. I'm thinking "Huh...that's weird". Then it hits me...it's a cross between rotten onions and garlicky baby shit. She farted! She sat by me and farted and ran away! I can't believe it...so I yell "Mimzy! What the hell?" She lifts her head and looks at me like 'What? I've no idea what you're talking about'
This is just like the McCain campaign. They do these despicable, outrageous stunts and pretend as if they are completely innocent. THEY know they did it.YOU know they did it, but they're going to play it as if they have no idea what you're going on about. They notice the stink in the air just like you do...but as far as they are concerned, it must have come from you.