20. Only the criminally stupid, religiously brainwashed and utterly sexually repressed...
would consider the "gift" of 72 virgins anything but a living hell. I'll take one talented slut and an open relationship any day. There are no STDs (or unwanted cherubs) in Heaven you dumb shits.
The only possible upside to virgins is their ignorance: "I've never seen one so big" and "You're the best I've ever had" are two possible attractions, not to mention the rape fantasies that seem to be endemic in repressive societies.
If someone simply explained the facts of life to these guys, the number of willing "suiciders' would likely plummet.
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