Invade Venezuela Now!

[texshelters]

Colombia Supports America, Invades Ecuador!

Dear Patriots,

What we have to do is mention a few conservative talking points to you before things get out of hand in South America.

Now remember, America means the United States, even though countries from Canada and Argentina and everywhere in between are in America. It's because America, which means the United States, runs the whole shootin' match and keeps it safe.

That is why America and the United States is the same thing to most of the world. Even the other America (non-U.S. America), agrees.

As we know, the Colombian guerilla group FARC, is an arm of the drug traffickers. How do we know this? We know this because the Clinton and Bush administrations tell us so.

You see, the FARC aren't our friends, unlike Manuel Noriega, the Contras in Nicaragua, or the Afghanistan government, among others. Our friends don't sell drugs!

In the 80s, the American people were not informed the way we wanted about Colombia. They actually thought the innocent government was corrupt, 76 percent in fact. That was a lie!

Then in 1991, Colombia paid over $3.1 million on an advertising campaign aimed at changing their perception of their nation in Washington, DC. Thus was born the multi-billion dollar Plan Colombia.

The Plan Colombia is a grant of United States helicopters, guns, and other technology that help the government go after the FARC and ELN (the nation's second largest terrorist, I mean guerrilla force). It also keeps the unions down and supports Colombia as the leader in union membership murders. Sounds like a great place to work.

Arizona, where I winter and have a prison labor factory, is a right to work state, which means those pesky unions are keep down and wages remain low. This keeps America strong!

The Plan Colombia funded communications technology used to find and kill the FARC's No. 2 leader and spokesman, Raul Reyes in a gun battle. The problem for the world communist cabal is the killing took place inside the so-called "sovereign" nation of Ecuador. How sovereign can they be when we really run things?

The President of Ecuador complained about the incursion into his land by Colombian forces. What a wimp! They were just doing him a favor by bombing his country!

There was also evidence found on the dead communist Raul Reyes that the FARC had received $300 million in support from the evil elected dictator of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez. This money means we can now invade Venezuela because they are supporting terrorism. Yes!

Greg Palast disputes the truth of what we made up and sold to the press. "Unlike Uribe (President of Colombia), Bush and the US press, I won't guess or make up a phastasmogoric story about Chavez mailing checks to the jungle." From gregpalast.com http://www.gregpalast.com/300-million-from-chavez-to-farc-a-fake/

It was only Ecuador being invaded for Christ's sake! Why does Raphael Correa, Ecuador's new President, go on whining about Colombia bombing them and sending troops over the border in an interview with Palast? It's either because he hates freedom, or the liberal Greg Palast made him do it with his reporting wiles.

Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Hugo! Has Bush gone soft. The Marines should be in Venezuela today!!

Oh yeah, the troops are stuck in another noble quagmire of epic proportions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Soon, soon Senior Chavez! If not today, then tomorrow, and for the rest of your life!

Yours,
Tex Shelters
myspace.com/texshelters