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[DCKit]

There once was a President named Gore
Some said he was wooden, a bore
But now he's got Nobel
His cause has gone global
and the Resident is screaming "NO MORE!"

Is Darth Cheney looking for an out?
Unsure of his political clout?
With Alberto gone
His time is not long
Only he knows what this war was about

Ann Coulter is a Republican honey
Hugh Hefner would make her a Bunny
But her crowd likes boys
And despite all the noise
From them he can make no money

Hillary Clinton went up to the Hill
Stuck to her guns and her Husband, Bill
She scares some to death
It may be her breath
But President? Maybe she will