Reply #42: Absolutely NOT!

[demrabble]

There is just no way I can offer you a snickers bar and earth friendly light bulbs.

In order to do that, I would have to get an airplane.

And then, I'd have to get a pilot to fly the plane.

The pilot would have to be a person from NASA -- and the pilot would have to wear diapers.

And then the plane would need to be suited for me -- or else the talking heads would say it was too large for me.

Besides, it would offend too many people.