Reply #5: And I ...

[MatrixEscape]

could succeed on Mars in this noble war! That is, if you will only believe me and have faith in the fact that I have decided it is truly possibler than was thought once before! People of faith and Americun ways can know this in their hearts and in the memory of 9/11 as it reminds of our unforgettable, patrotical duty to keep it remembered.

You see, if you would only ... if they ... if we all would only give me what I know you should and need to, I could do great things on Mars because, well ... there are massive weapons of self-destruction there! The planet is orangish ... ahhh, red colored ... and we all know that red is communistic in its ... presentations for the peoples of democracies at home and for broads.

So, let me, your next decider of ... things important to you and faithful folks from everywhere, get your support and understandings to send many big ships into space to find the tyrants of Mars and fight their terroristic intentions there before Saddam, I mean Osama, gives secret, frightening calls to Martian insurgents, and communicates in most certainly evil ways to them where you are, here ... in this Universe of mine ... ours ... where you are being right now. Fear Mars like I do and we can easily conquer the evildoers that wait to destroy us from every peanut ... uh, planet ... in this solarized system of creation! Ah, thank you!