Reply #14: They make our stuff.

[Jamastiene]

They could poison us all if we aren't nice to them. Uhm, well, something like that.

They've already poisoned our pets and some of our children with melamine and lead. They keep sending bird/swine/who knows what other types of super flu bugs over here. Not to mention their hellacious wisteria/kudzu/other invasive flora. Did I mention their fauna they send over here? It's even worse. Every time you turn around some fish that can walk on land or some snake that can eat humans is taking hold in all our forests and lakes and kicking all the native species out (or just eating them all).

If I didn't know better, I'd think they are training all these vicious fish and other hideous ungodly animals to come take us over and make it like the jungles of China...you know...to make it more homey and cozy and "like home" for them before they move in and take us over.

I'm beginning to get the feeling they really are attacking us...on purpose...

I don't know why we are afraid of them, other than the reasons mentioned above and there are so many more of them than us. Plus, they are tougher than we are.

Er, I surrender! Now, please tell me how to fight the wisteria and kudzu back before it kills me in my sleep one night? Please?

Uh, I'm certainly afraid of what they could do to us if they actually put their minds to it. To be totally honest, it might not hurt us to accept the fact that they will one day own us...completely instead of just halfway like they do now.

I'm going to go ahead and start sucking up now. I want answers on the kudzu and wisteria. I actually have both threatening to destroy my little hovel NOW. I cannot seem to win either.

I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords. Is there some sort of Chinese gardening club I can join, I hope?

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