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Reply #13: You know about the Texas teabagger who went to the 7-11 to buy condoms? [View All]

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HopeHoops

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Thu Mar-25-10 12:50 PM
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13. You know about the Texas teabagger who went to the 7-11 to buy condoms?

He picked up a package that was marked $1.99 and took it to the register. The clerk said, "That will be $2.15".

The teabagger got mad, fingering his gun, and said, "Dang nabbit, it say a buck ninedy-niner on tha packerge."

The clerk calmly replied, "True, the condoms are $1.99, but there's a charge of 16 cents for the tax."

The teabagger looked confused, and then a light bulb went on, "Well, shit. So THAT's how you keep the dang things on!"

Think about it if you didn't get it right away.

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