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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 01:39 PM
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O’Reilly: Same sex marriage could lead to goat, dolphin, turtle marriages
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Edited on Tue May-12-09 01:41 PM by LynneSin
What part of "CONSENTING ADULTS" does that falafel idiot NOT understand. And to be honest I'd rather marry a goat, duck, dolphin or turtle then Bill O'Reilly or any other idiot out there who thinks like him. Geez, you're the guy who wanted to use bathing equipment and tasty greek treats as sex toys!

http://rawstory.com/08/news/2009/05/12/oreilly-gay-marriage-could-lead-to-goat-duck-dolphin-and-turtle-marriage/


O’Reilly: Same sex marriage could lead to goat, dolphin, turtle marriages


You’d think Bill O’Reilly had a fetish for interspecies marriage.

Speaking on Fox News Channel Monday, O’Reilly declared that same sex marriage could lead to individuals marrying — a turtle.

You “would let everybody get married who want to get married,” the pundit remarked. “You want to marry a turtle, you can.”

O’Reilly has previously suggested that gay marriage could ultimately allow for a person to marry a goat, duck, or dolphin.

In 2005, while discussing two male Massachusetts inmates’ request to prison officials to allow them to marry, O’Reilly quipped: “So this is just the beginning, ladies and gentlemen, of this crazy gay marriage insanity — is gonna lead to all kinds of things like this. Courts are gonna be clogged. Every nut in the world is gonna — somebody’s gonna come in and say, ‘I wanna marry the goat.’ You’ll see it; I guarantee you’ll see it.”

And in 2006, he likened same sex marriage to a circumstance in which a woman “married” a dolphin.

“One of the arguments against gay marriage, that we just spoke about, is that if it becomes law, all other alternative marital visions will be allowed,” O’Reilly said. “We’ve already seen a Dutchman marry two ladies in the Netherlands. Looks like a happy guy. And now comes word that a British woman has married a dolphin in Israel. Forty-one-year-old Sharon Tendler has tied the knot with a 35-year-old mammal, so age is no problem there. But there might be other issues, which would be, of course, ridiculous to get into, and there is one more thing. The dolphin is a female, Cindy, so you got that going on.”


BTW, the people who wanted to marry animals - it wasn't because gays could marry - IT'S BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS AND A BIT ADDLED IN THE BRAIN - just like you are O'Reilly.


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