Bigger Than A Blue Dress :)

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Bigger Than A Blue Dress
(To the tune of Devil in a Blue Dress/Miss Molly/Ginny Ginny medley – Mitch Ryder)

Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo
Who will be the next one to go
Hearings are big, fakes to catch
Well heeled freakers sayin gimme summa dat
Ordering girls like a pizza pie
Shame on you for thinking an anchovie joke was nigh


Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd

Scaring her clients, for cover they dive
Holy Rollers, all along it was jive
“This is evil, no don’t do that”
After hours they found you in an alley widda cats
One eight hundred Hello Girls
Swine wearing necklaces of over casted pearls

Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd

(Bridge/break)

Good Golly, What Folly, Watch as they fall
Good Golly, What Folly, Watch as they fall
When you get that feelin’, juz give Madam X a call

From the Capital Rotunda to the North Virginia Nights
Vitter Critters shoppin at the Flashing Red Lights!

Good Golly, What Folly, Watch as they fall
Good Golly, What Folly, Watch as they fall
When you get that feelin’, juz give Madam X a call

Well gimme gimme gimme, gimme big hypocricy
Gimme gimme WOOO gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme, gimme big hypocricy
Gimme gimme WOOO gimme gimme
Charlatans and phonies, far as the eye can see
Gimme gimme WOOO gimme gimme

Spin it spin it spin it, Spin it all you can on Faux
Spin it spin it WOOO spin it spin it
Spin it spin it spin it, Spin it all you can on Faux
Spin it spin it WOOO spin it spin it
Just don’t come to the door, when reality knocks
Spin it spin it WOOO spin it spin it

(And once more with FEEEEEELIN)

Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd

(Fade)