Break out that old Tin Foil Hat!!!

[Javaman]

:tinfoilhat:

okay, since I ride the bus every morning and read the reams of stuff that I have printed out from either DU or other sites the previous day, it gives me time to reflect upon what I have read and to really digest what is going on in the world and find new and interesting ways to scare the living crap out of myself.

Hey, it's a hobby, okay?

Anyway, I just finished reading this latest article about Blackwater...

http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2007/06/03/1638/

...and started thinking about what happens when we finally pull out of iraq and what is to become of Blackwater.

Okay, this is where the tinfoil comes in handy.

All sorts of theories are being tossed about regarding whether or not moron* will willfully give up power when his* term is up.

But then the National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive was signed recently basically giving moron* dictatorial powers in the event of a "national emergency" that basically he* defines.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/05/20070509-12.html

Couple that with the his reversal of the posse comitatus act

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus_Act)

and several other little goodies he* has set up and one would think that he* could basically take over at will.

But you have to think, if I was an evil bastard* when would be the best time to commit an act of coup d'etat? Why it would be just after the national election of course.

Suppose november 2008 comes and goes, someone new is now going to be in the white house but it's still well over 2 months before that happens in 09. "Suddenly" out of the blue, some horrific event takes place. Moron* is still the "decider" and he suddenly decides to suspend the constitution or dissolve congress etc. All in the name of "national security" for an indefinite period of time. "until the crisis has passed".

This would do several things:
1) since he* allowed 9/11 to happen on his watch, all the mouth breathers who had deemed him* worthy of saint hood, but left because he* didn't give them enough BJ's, will once again flock to him* to solve all of the worlds problems including but not exclusive to their hang nail problems.

2) the new pres that was elected will lobby for a quick transfer of powers only to be rebuffed by morons* little nation emergency dictator powers act. This will throw the nation into a constitutional crisis.

No worry because...

3) Blackwater and the militarization of our police and security forces will now keep everyone in line. Because, the majority of our military will be outside of the country.

4) Everyone, meaning the general population, will once again be shitting a brick with the latest "can you top this" terrorist act that moron*, much like with the trial run of 9/11, will get everything he* wants handed to him on a platter.

5) The end of a constitutionally based democracy. The end of the great experiment.

Like I said, this is a major tinfoil hat worthy theory. Probably my most insane one yet. However, after reading way to much over the past several years and threading all the once thought of conspiracy theories together that have now seem to have come to pass via PNAC, it's only probable now that something like this could happen.

What can you do?

1) grow your own food.

2) put your head down and be a good nazi

3) join the underground

4) plead to china to stop funding the idiot*

5) buy a small piece of land roughly 6 feet long by 3 feet wide and 6 feet deep. They will be going like hot cakes soon

6) pick of the book, "living in a detainment camp made easy or how I learned to live on 200 calories a day and loved it"

7) invest in jack boots, wrap around sunglasses and help the "cause"

8)Continue to drive your SUV and support the troops in getting you more gas for your habit.

9) keep muttering to yourself "we are fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here" over and over until you get hired for that sweet spot at homeland security.

And finally

10) remember we have always been at war with Eurasia.

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