Reply #4: We are here for your own good. Trust us. We mean it. Really. Honest.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

we are here to improve your lives. And we've succeeded beyond belief! Think of all those roof-less, power-less, book-less, student-less, desk-less, and teacher-less schools we painted - all for the bargain basement price of $395,000,000. And instead of airconditioning, our tanks have provided you with great REALLY GREAT ventilation systems. They even work 24/7!

Aren't you happy that we removed that horrible tyrant Saddam, and replaced him with a democrat-erected puppet regime?
We've done so much for you in Falujah, Sadr City and elsewhere! Really.

What? You want us to leave? NOW?

Jesus Christ, you heathen AYrabs. You really are a bunch of ungrateful ragheads, aren't you? After all the bombs and bullets we spent on your country! Fine. if you don't build Georgie his statue, well, we'll just take our army and go home. So there!