There's a new Alternative Fuel Vehicle on the horizon

[jmowreader]

Call it the Conservacopter!

You can build one yourself, if you like.

First, go to the airplane graveyard and buy a helicopter with a blown engine.

Then get any freeper, neocon commentator, or Repuke legislator who got Bushed last night. Remove the engine and put the Republican where it was. Rush Limbaugh would be best for this, but there's only one of him.

As fast as they're trying to spin the election results, I figure you could go at least 150 mph in this contraption--without supporting terror by purchasing precious fossil fuel to run it!