Reply #5: Good answers. And yes -- these people deserve to be messed with.

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Definitely.

I agree with other DUers here -- hold them on the line as long as you can. Make inquiries, such as:

"Do you think (name of Republican candidate) would support a bill to pay for channeling research? Because my dog died. He was a springer spaniel. We called him Zip. You would have liked him. Anyway, it's real lonely here since he died. He got hit by a car and we couldn't find him for a long time. Then Alice -- she lives down the street -- she was out along her ditch one day when she went to get the mail, and she saw something over in the ditch, near the culvert next to the 7/11 store, and wouldn't you know it, it was Zip. Well, she didn't call us for a long time because we were gone -- I think we were at the grocery -- but pretty soon we came back and just when we were putting up the groceries the phone rang, and it was Alice, and she said they found Zip. And we heard on Montel that some people know how to channel their pets, I mean, channel them if they died, not if they're still alive, so do you think (name of Republican candidate) would be for that? I mean it wouldn't take that much money, would it? How much do you think it would take? That's the big issue here at our house. We want to see how Zip is doing in the afterlife."