Reply #83: Jeb's turn on the hot seat...

[IdesOfOctober]

... "So, Jeb, which member of the next generation of the Bush dynasty will be wearing a uniform, and serving outside of the United States?"

Poor Jon. You know he'd want to ask it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noelle_Bush (nope, not with that mug shot)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_P._Bush (nope, not with the P. standing for "Prescott")
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeb_Bush%2C_Jr. (nope, potential for a Tailhook problem)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Bush (yeah, right)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Pierce_Bush (yeah, right)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Bush (like, not hardly)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierce_Bush (with a middle name like Mallon, it has to be good, and it is)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Neil_Mallon (Dresser Industries; close friend of Prescott)

You get the idea. They fabricate wars, and send other people's children.