Reply #19: This is how Foley's next meeting with the Christian Coalition will go...

[tjwash]

CC: You contemptible pig. I remained celebate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting in celibacy for you, with 300 friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterer in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party my father used up his last favours with Mad Pete Trollo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle and for the common good, I must now kill you and your lawyer.

<Foley gets up and slowly walks towards her.>

Foley:<Falling to his knees before her> Oh please don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love ya baby, I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.

CC: You miserable slug. You think you can talk you're way out of this? You betrayed me.

Foley: No, I didn't. Honest. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!

<Foley Takes off sunglasses and stares lovingly at the woman, while on his knees>

CC: Oh Mark, Mark, honey.

<Foley embraces the CC a passionate kiss, then drops them in the mud.>

Foley:<To Lawyer>Let's go.

Lawyer:<To the CC>: Take it easy.


For those here that are a little younger wondering where the hell that came from, it's one of the last scenes in "the blues brothers"