Reply #33: "You sure are slurring your words a lot. Have you been drinking?"

[Frank Cannon]

This would be another good question to ask. Watch the Monkey try to answer this question WITHOUT slurring his words. Then watch the tiny gears turn in his pinhead as he wonders whether he DID slur his words (which he probably did) or whether he tried too hard and overcompensated. Then watch him try again to correct the new mistake he thinks he might have just made.

This will touch off a chain-reaction of flusterment that will quickly and inevitably result in an on-camera thermonuclear psycho event.