Reply #8: Well. >>>>>

[Bluebear]

You see, he might be translating and a wave of the gay will come over him, and being that he likes dark, swarthy types, he may rush right out of work, translated papers flying hither and thither and down to Ye Olde Bath House and grab the first tall, dark, Arabic dude he sees and whisper state secrets into his ear as they smooch lustily. Meanwhile the papers he dropped outside of the Bureau were picked up by a woman whose best friend's mom is a cleaning lady and she does the apartment of the Syrian ambassador and those papers will fall into his hands by nightfall.

Now, can you SEE why we can't have gay translators?