Gohmert Pyle is a great Murkin Paytreeott! He sure told that Jack Murtha!

[Swamp Rat]

Rep. Louie Gohmert 'Pyle' (R):




Watch Gohmert Pyle call that Jack Murtha to the carpet for almost causin' us to have to learn that Japan talk!

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/06/house-republican-says-america-would-be.html



Oh gee, look at Gohmert Pyle handing out medals. Isn't he a great guy?:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert presents medals to the family of the late Mr. David Allard, WWII Veteran."


Gohmert Pyle really cares about this veteran! He even looked at the old feller's paper!:



"Rep. Gohmert speaks with a veteran at the Longview Veteran's Day Event."


Gohmert Pyle can hand out flags too! He's a real patriot!:



"Rep. Gohmert presents an American Flag flown over the U.S. Capitol."


Wow! Even the Army recognizes Gohmert Pyle's patriotism! And gee whiz! They gave him a book about soldiers! Just wait until he gets back to the barracks and tells Sargeant Carter!:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert is presented an award by the Association of the United States Army. He was also presented a copy of their new book, "Once a Soldier...Always a Soldier" which highlights his service in the U.S. Army."


Gohmert Pyle is gonna pretect Murika from them cocaine-snortin' Injuns in Colombia!:



"Rep. Gohmert prepares to take a flight on an airplane used in coca eradication program in Colombia. This is a State Department program in conjunction with the Columbian National Police to spray poppy and coca fields to kill the plants."


Here we gooo! Ratt tat tat tat tat!!! Ratt tat tat tat!!! Gonna be a sky cowboy and get them Injuns!:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert inspects joint U.S. - Colombian counternarcotic operations in Colombia to curb the drug assault on American youth."


Watch out fer them killer trees! Don't worry, Gohmert Pyle is on the job! Andy Taylor and GeeDubya done showed him how chop wood!:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert addresses concerned citizens in Nacogdoches, Texas before the start of the Congressional task force hearing."


Gohmert Pyle is a real good hand-shaker too! Wow! Look at him go!:



"Rep. Gohmert speaks with Veterans at the unveiling of the Korean War Memorial in Tyler, Texas."


Gohmert Pyle supports the troops! "Lookey honey, daddy's a big hero!":



"COL James K. "Red" Brown and Rep. Gohmert stand in front of a palace in Baghdad. They are holding a sign Louie's youngest daughter made for the troops. COL Red Brown is the Commander of the 56th Brigade Combat Team of the Texas Army National Guard."


Gohmert Pyle is a friend-maker too, but he ain't gonna shake no Ayrab's hand!:



"Iraqi President Ghazi al-Yawar and Rep. Gohmert meet in Iraq."


Them Messkins ain't gonna get past Gohmert Pyle's crack border patrol!:



"Rep. Gohmert with Tom Sanchez of the Webb County Sheriff's Department"


Shazam! Don't fall off that horse Gohmert Pyle or Sarge will turn all red and get angry!:



"Rep. Gohmert takes part in Mane Mission held at the Crowded 6 Ranch near New Harmony."


Them tiny oil wells are the cutest things I ever did see. Maybe Gohmert Pyle can buy one fer his girl?:



"Rep. Gohmert speaks to the crowd in Kilgore as part of the East Texas Oil Field 75th Celebration"


I told ya Gohmert Pyle would take care of them nasty trees! He's gonna chop em all up an' make Bibles fer his friends! Ain't that sweet?:



"Rep. Gohmert tours the Abitibi Paper Mill with workers to see what is being done to keep reopening as a viable possibility."


Gohmert Pyle's got a purple finger! I wonder how that happened?:



"Rep. Gohmert joins members of the House and Senate with purple voting ink on their fingers to salute the brave voters of Iraq during President Bush's 2005 State of the Union Address."


Gohmert Pyle with his best friend! Hee hee! Dubya's touching his purple finger:



"Rep. Louie Gohmert and George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America."

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Gohmert Pyle-In-His-Pants can be found here:

http://gohmert.house.gov

:D

TGIF DUers!