KOEB 9/30/05: Friday Fun Edition

[Berry Cool]

"Hi, fans. It's Friday night on Countdown. Are you ready for a snarkin' good time, because I sure am! Tonight we'll--"



"GO YANKEES!!! GO YANKEES!!! YEA YANKEES!!!"

(looking around, disbelieving) "Berry, is that YOU??"

"Why of course it is, Keith. Who did you think?"

"But Berry, you're an Indians fan. You HATE the Yankees. In fact, all you do is complain about how if the Yankees make the playoffs, I won't do another Countdown until November. So--"

"But Keith, you know as well as I do that if the Yankees kill off the Red Sox this weekend, the INDIANS get the wild card, free and clear. So, as much as it pains me to say it...GO YANKEES!!!!...This week, anyway. Then we get them and it's over, pal."

"You're damn right it's over."

"Shut up."

(looking out at audience) "Sorry, folks. Next time we'll take our baseball arguments elsewhere. Enjoy the show."