KOEB Puppet Theatre: A Man With His Priorities in Order

[Berry Cool]

(opening of KOEB Puppet Theatre)

REV. CHEESEHEAD PUPPET: Oh wow! Countdown is on tonight, and does Keith ever have a story to tell!

WOLVERINE DG PUPPET: Yeah! Can you believe that pinheaded Chimp nominated Bolton after all? Figures!

CRISPINI PUPPET: Yeah, but that's OK--because we know Keith is gonna go at him with both guns blazin'!

CC PUPPET WITH ALL PET PUPPETS: Yeah! He's gonna come out tonight from the top and just LET HIM HAVE IT!

CLARK 2008 PUPPET: Yeah! Even I told my boyfriend to stay home tonight, because I'm so excited! I just can't miss it when Keith goes for the jugular!

EVERYONE: He's our man! He's THE man! KEITH! KEITH! KEITH!

BERRYBUSH PUPPET: Ssh, the show's about to start! Keith's doing his standup!

TV PUPPET WITH KEITH PUPPET INSIDE: A story tonight that will horrify and disgust you! If you are half as revolted as I am, you will not want to miss our lead story tonight!

EVERYONE: See! Here he goes! Grab the popcorn, this is gonna be GREAT!

KEITH PUPPET ON TV: ...Rafael Palmiero, TESTING POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS!!!!

EVERYONE (collapsing): AUGGGHHHHHHHHH!

(closing of KOEB Puppet Theatre)