Reply #18: I'm a teacher and let me tell you...

[Kerrytravelers]

... the first thing I do is figure out which of my elementary kids might be gay. Then I figure out which of the "straights" are the best looking and have the most potential for a fat financial portfolio later in life. Then, I spend all year converting the straights to the gay counterpoint I think will make the best couple.

At the end of the year, if I can get 50% of the class gay, I pat myself on the back.

In fact, I've done such a great job at turning straights over to the gay team, The Gay Agenda leaders have bestowed upon me the honorary toaster:


Now, if I were to "go gay" (you know, in fundie speak, people "go gay" because you're "born again, not born a gay" :eyes: ) I'd bet a much more stylish toaster:


Since I'm a Pastafarian and follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster, this is the toaster I really want (hear that Gay Agenda leaders?)



I shouldn't need to say this, but just in case, this post is dripping in :sarcasm: