Reply #3: Dangerous Dick Chaney bobbing for sugar beats

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

You know said Dangerous Dick Chaney since you asked me about dunking them terrorist to get to the truth if it will save lives, I recall when on a hunting trip in the mid west some time ago crossing a sugar beat farming zone and came across a sign that said no damn hunting .

I thought to muy self ,I wonder if there is any oil underneith all this useless cropage.And I said to a friend ,I should get hold of muy lawer and sue that farmer for slander,what the hell kind of a jerk would put that kind of a foolish sign up anyway?
He needs to be sued out of the farmers market!

I never did find any real reason for farmers to grow them sugar beats ,and them damn sugar beats hunted me for some time in a while.

That is until this dunking business came around.And since it,s the Halloween season -I can,t think of a better time to tell ya the real meaning behind dunken.
It ain,t a bad thing you know, it,s just fun,en around just a bit.
You know,like the old Halloween bobbing for apples!

You just fill a barrel full of water and throw a bunch of useless sugar beats in the barrel and tie the terrorist suspects hands behind their backs than blind fold them. Than just tell them to plunge right in there and have a sugar beat ,but you can,t come up until the sugar beat is all eaten.That away there is a good reason for such a hennas crop! It,s just funning around you know.

Well gee wizz Dangerous Dick said the radio interviewer , most anybody can figure that one out-right? I don,t rightly know said Dangerous Dick, I hear tell there is some pretty dumb ones out there.

As the crow flys Dangerous Dick, said the interviewer , thats just rightly so I reckon.

So lissen Dangerous Dick, thats one hell of place to put sugar beats! Have you ever crossed a cotton plantation in you hunting expeditions?
Why no said Dangerous Dick ,I can,t rightly say I have.

Well Dangerous Dick there is a useless thing known as the bowlweavel,said the radio interviewer,.

The bowlweavel you say? said Dangerous Dick, If I ever have to ocasion to do a little bird hunting in Charleetown ,I might just rightly look into it!

End interview Dangerous Dick Chaney.