Reply #10: Electing assholes like Larry Craig, Trent Lott, George Allen, Rick Santorum, and Ted Stevens.

[Major Hogwash]

"Oh, look honey, those guys we voted for all turned out to be crooks, racists, and liars. Let's have a party. Ha ha ha. I sure hope they screwed the Democrats real good before they got caught so I can sleep better at night knowing the Democrats will never be able to fix anything so we can laugh at them while the country goes down the drain."

"Oh, look honey, it says here that Larry Craig is going to write a book about how he was coerced into tap dancing in that Minnesota restroom by that one cop who had it in for Republicans. It's called 'If These Stalls Could Talk'. That sounds like it will make a nice Christmas gift for the kids this year, don't ya think?"

"Oh, look honey, they just said on tv that Trent Lott will have a new job next year working behind the scenes in Washington on behalf of all of us hardworking Republicans. They're going to pay him $2 million a year because he is so good at working behind the scenes, evidently."

"Oh, look honey, George Allen is on the cover of 'Virginia Today' magazine. I wonder if the article is any good. The title sounds interesting enough, 'Why my macaca moment was not just a warning to all patriotic, god-fearing citizens of this beautiful country we call the US of A.' I'll have to read that later when I'm in the 'reading room'."

"Oh, look honey, Rick Santorum is preaching again, I mean speaking again on the tv. I think the tv must be on the PTL channel. Yup, I was right, I hadn't changed it yet from watching Fox Snooze yesterday morning. He looks so at peace with himself these days, railing like that."

"Oh, look honey, can you please turn up the radio, Rush Limbaugh is on and he is just giving the Democrats the fits for making Ted Stevens look so bad. As if that kindly old man ever did anything to them. All he ever really wanted was a bridge. What is wrong with that? Why can't the Democrats just leave poor ol' Senator Stevens alone. And give him his bridge, too. Sometimes I just can't tell if this is America anymore."