Reply #4: Don't stop there..

[OmahaBlueDog]

Sure, Sly, Chuck Norris, and Ric Flair (you left him out) are all vitally important to the process, but you left out many other key endorsement players:

"Uncle" Ted Nugent: He's a household name if you were a teen in the 70s or 80s, he's a flaming gun nut, and he regularly screams that Hillary and Barbara Boxer should suck on his machine gun. Look for him to decide the vote in Idaho and Montana.

Larry-the-Cable-Guy: He tells everyone that the liberal commie pinkos have taken God out of Christmas, Easter, and the Daytona 500. Look for the NASCAR vote to follow his lead.

Charlie Daniels: Apparantly, after the Devil Went Down to Georgia, he found God, and became a right wing wack job. Don't believe me -- check out his website.

This time, instead of rigging the vote, the Democrat will win, but then, right before the innaguration, the whole Wrestlemania crew will pile drive the President-elect down the Capitol steps to wild applause, followed by a stirring rendition of the National Anthem by Toby Keith, with an encore of "Beer For My Horses" and "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue", and then Jeb Bush will be sworn in as President, placing his hand on a bible held by the Governator in his full Conan the Barbarian outfit.

Sure, democracy will be gone, but the TV ratings will be through the roof!