Reply #55: If they made it into a move, he'd be in a thong!

[Ex Lion Tamer]

From a review of 300:

"History is altered all the time. What matters is how and why. Thus I see no reason to quibble over the absence in 300 of breastplates or modest thigh-length tunics. I can see the graphic necessity of sculpted stomachs and three hundred Spartan-sized packages bulging in spandex thongs."

http://www.thestar.com/article/190493