Reply #12: Or, as Matt Tiabbi put it

[ewagner]

in Rolling Stone in his election eve diary:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/12400846/the_low_post_matt_taibbis_election_night_diary

snip

1:36 a.m. McCain appears on CNN, broadcasting live from his Arizona office. He's got American flags on either side of him and you can almost see his boner straining against his pants. His smile is unseemly. He's talking about Republican losses and trying to look sullen, but he's not fooling anyone. He's like the bachelor who starts trying to fuck the widow before the funeral convoy even reaches the cemetery